My 600-lb life
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Cmon man Harden isn’t THAT fat
Summer League flashbacks
One thing ppl always say about Harden is he is strong, it’s something they point to when he gets attacked about his defense.
Zion took that from Harden like nothing
Harden is very strong. But Zion is by far the strongest player in the NBA
Steven Adams?
There’s a clip of Zion driving at Adams and Adams goes flying backwards like 12 feet.
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Zion said this ain’t the strip club bitch gimme that
Love how Kawhi always looks away from teammates on the ground. He never gives a hand to them to help them up.
Don’t boo this man, that’s not who we are
He needs the energy for his turn to iso.
Harden bout to request a trade to the Pels after that…
Yoink
This in season tourney is gonna have locker room math classes in the future
Zion is a beast among men. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the shorts. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult
excuse me?
Copypasta?
Paul George is just going to stand there rather than block that weak ass layup…come on man!
Zion: "I just imagine that the ball is a sandwich."
Impressive. But no one should be surprised he bullied Harden lol. Kawhi was the strongest clipper on the floor there and would probably also get bodied.
Zion wanted to let fat suit harden know that his suit is ALL NATURAL.
Stupid old man lol
Why is this sped up?
I’m more concerned about how awful Zion’s short jumpers have looked recently. That one was ridiculously short. He has amazing touch around the basket but it doesn’t seem to carry over to beyond a couple feet. Yes I know he got 32/6/5 but he has to work so hard for it, his efficiency is down this year and he’s turnover prone from driving so much. He also gets nothing easy anymore. No lobs no back doors. I don’t know if it’s him not moving on O or the Pels offense.
Glad you called it out. I've seen Pelicans fans calling him one of the best scorers in the league. The counter has always been, Zion hasn't played a single playoff game in his career. If New Orleans makes the post season, his lack of shooting will most likely get exposed.
He’s going to get the Giannis wall treatment
Most likely or will? Need you to make a call.
That loss the other night still stings I see.
He’s always started the season slowly he picks up around this time of year. This was actually the first game all season where zion was consistently bringing the ball up and effectively playing point-zion and having the keys to the offense. He looks fine to me just missed some easy ones he usually makes, but his efficiency is already starting to climb back up, Averaging 26/5/5 on 60% the last 5 games. Pels 4-1 too.
taking candy from a bearded baby.
Zion now has dad strength on top of regular Zion strength, look the fuck out.
How the fuck did harden even fall? Does that mean default to flopping after every play now?
Zion to Harden: My left hand is stronger than yours, both of yours hands!
BEAAAAAAASSST
Zion: "This is my ball!"
Took it Like he was taking the bag from Moriah Mills.
Lil boy’ed him
Fat on fat crime
Not the type of stripping Harden likes
“FUCK OUT THE WAY”
Bitch?
Harden isn’t good
lol, those jerseys look like they all work at some kind of dollar store called Clips.
The stare down was crazy
just like that Harden's washed
Harden got bullied
Daddy Zion strength
I feel like this is the first Zion Highlight I've seen posted all season
Zion have twitch muscles that allows him to play crazy explosive basketball despite that huge hulking body and frame. Dude is a super freak.
Bro said hit the weights 😳
harden guarding zion in the clutch is crazy disrespect
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