NFL

Purdy already played this week. You can’t have him injury gods.

Man Brady got out just in time

The games are kinda lame today

How long until the NFL adds an extra offensive lineman?

Seems like the jags will win the superbowl this year by war of attrition.

Here comes more ridiculous RTP flags

Well, the Joneses are playing at NYG, which seems to be a stadium that takes out players. And their teams are already doing their part to get their QBs killed. I think the likelihood of either Jones going down is high.

YOU GET A RTP! YOU GET A RTP! EVERYBODY GETS A RTP!

Oh so now they care. The league office doesn’t like Joe about Burrow confirmed.

Ban artificial turf

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The NFL is hoping to avoid this becoming the fifth straight week that A starting quarterback has suffered a season-ending injury

[Monkey paw curls]

[Every starting QB suffers a season-ending injury.]

Patriots play at metlife btw

Adam is out here attempting the reverse jinx

Why does this feel like a jinx. Stay healthy everyone.

I swear to fucking everything if Stroud suffers a sever injury I'm going to lose it

Meanwhile, we just added more short weeks with a Friday game!

Let’s keep making the season longer. That’ll help.

Trying to keep the NFL injury free is like trying to make a safe cigarette. It's an exercise in futility.

Is that why the zebra team is so flag happy of late?

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby