[uol] Mourinho is offering himself for Brazil job : main

[–] selu1982@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

They didn’t hit rock bottom yet. Take Mou and they will

[–] alw9@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

no mo

[–] Financial_Height188@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Him and Carlo tag team managing at this rate

[–] st_huck@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

the ultimate good cop-bad cop strategy

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[–] HailMuhammed@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

its too good to be true

[–] pedrosa18@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m not as optimistic. Futebol feio

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[–] Nordie27@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I wonder if people still live in 2010 or something thinking Mourinho would be some great coach for Brazil

[–] TheOneKane@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Does he know that?

[–] quashtaki@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Does he even speak brazilian?

[–] Mdiasrodrigu@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He’ll just talk in Portuguese and then they’ll put subtitles

[–] Vonzey@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'll probably voice over in PT-BR

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[–] Abhiav1@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Doesn't Brazilian speaks Portuguese ? And There is no language named Brazilian?

[–] Weary_Belt@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Bro are you fucking stupid btaziia isn't a language it's afucking nationality if they were to siea nothing I'll b poetvus you stupid omfg delete this bro right he fuck oe man wtf is this shit .

[–] KloppsHamstring@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I like you.

[–] the_motherflippin@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

At least some of them were words

[–] KebabG@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He is so angry that his avatar turned red too

[–] NotAnUncle@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

What Indian food does to a mf

[–] matthieuC@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Can you translate in English? I don't speak American

[–] FogellMcLovin77@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Mf cursing in Brazilian 🤣🤣

[–] SawinBunda@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Too angry to type.

[–] Bourbon_Cream_Dream@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

This comment is why we shouldn't give phones to 5 year olds

[–] _kissmyaxe_@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

https://youtu.be/KzQhX7D7nP4?si=7FZoFTPHz75bZ79c

[–] Grid-00@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Brazilian???? Bruuuuh

[–] Cautious-Version-222@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I'm sure he can atleast speak English and Portuguese so that's two. How many is a brazillian btw?

[–] SimbaOneTrueKing@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

No because if he speaks he’s in trouble, even if it’s in Brazilian :)

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[–] s_91@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's why he said Carlo should stay at Madrid.

[–] augustocdias@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Either or I’d be very happy

[–] BalanceThat@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Yes.

Only this... Eh... Genious guys interpreted that.

[–] FloppedYaYa@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is he basically fed up with the lack of backing at Roma? He's doing alright there in general considering yet there's lots of noise about him leaving by May.

[–] zxcvbnnna@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Most likely a fake news.

Jose is waiting for a contract renewal, WC is a bit far away, This is too early for Jose to aim for National jobs

[–] AenarIT@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rumour is that the club is not that keen on offering him a renewal, so he might be looking for a job

[–] deeesenutz@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I know you guys had a slow start to the season, but 7th after back to back european finals isnt bad no? Has the on pitch product been super ugly or something lol

[–] slipeinlagen@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Roma can't spend due to a FFP agreement with Uefa. It is basically just FA, loans or very cheap players until 2026/27 season

[–] bluegeronimo@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

From joga bonito to football's grim reaper who sucks all joy and beauty out of the sport, how sad

[–] _AntArt@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Please no

[–] buck_carleone@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Samba Catenaccio soon

[–] Muraria@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Brazilian drama stars with Mourinho drama, parking the bus and shithousing? sounds like a great telenovela

[–] Hyadreon@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

YES PLEASE

[–] Easy_Object_8061@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Explains his comments towards Carlo lol

[–] pratap_10@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

This is most probably a bs rumour because there were strong rumors of Don Carlo leaving our club at the end of this current season and Mourinho's brand of football is completely opposite to that of Brazil nt.

[–] MonoLadino@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

The notice doesn't have any content, its just pure speculation, they don't even present something new.

[–] RABB_11@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Brazil playing Joseball at a World Cup is definitely darkest timeline material but the fallout would be spectacular

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[–] nkaroluky@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I remember him saying long time ago (when he was RM coach) that he wouldn't like to be national team coach because he likes to work with players all the time, not only twice per year

[–] davide3991@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Brazilian players need mentality change and I can see Mourinho putting fire under these players’ asses similar to what he did in Madrid. His final year at Madrid was not ideal but I personally think the team’s subsequent successes wouldn’t have been possible without Mourinho. Madrid pre-Mourinho and post are very clear especially when it comes to fighting till end and clutch winning

[–] stijen4@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I always do that in Football manager and they always reject me.

[–] davide3991@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Adding Mourinho trademark shithousery to Conmebol’s will be spicy as f. Would be more entertaining than any reality tv shows out there

[–] mynameisfelyppe@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Due to corruption, he would never be the coach. To be the Brazil coach, you need to be CBF's puppet and only call players the agents and sponsors want

[–] 10Lionaldo7@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Journalism-the easiest job ever

[–] ProudhPratapPurandar@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I need that. We need that

[–] HenryReturns@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Brazil is known as “Jogo Bonito”
Mourinho will transform it into a “Terrorist Bonito”

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