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[–] realWernerHerzog@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (5 children)

brazil are gonna get mourinho and they're gonna like it

[–] art-ne@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

everybody get your Mourinho fancam ready

[–] Ryponagar@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly Mourinho might not be a bad fit for them. You're usually not going to win international tournaments with elaborate tactics. And similar to Ancelotti or Deschamps, he's a pragmatic manager who can give a team like Brazil a simple enough system and let individual quality do the rest.

Diniz has a fascinating approach but it's simply not going to work with the limited time a national team spends together, and certainly not with players ingrained with the "European playstyle".

[–] Babaganoush____@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ancelotti has elaborate tactics ? lol

[–] EpiDeMic522@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He says the opposite but yes, Carlo has very elaborate tactics and not only that, he has very versatile tactics like the Rüdiger LB out Liverpool tactics (can't find the link, has been a chore ever since the push shift fiasco; suggestions welcome).

Much like Zizou, a 4 time Champions League winning manager is somehow an extremely underrated tactician.

[–] Babaganoush____@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Equivalent-Money8202@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

deaia or batut recordu Chelsea pentru goluri in 2009? Gen, pana la el, ce le zicea Mourinho la jucatori, sa marcheze mai putin?

Esti prost gramada baiatule, gen stii 0 fotbal

[–] Babaganoush____@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

ahahahahahahahahahq, n am sa ti stau sa citesc tot dick ride ingul ala, si interpretare ta la unele faze normale de joc sau unele schimbari de pozitii ale jucatorilor, esti incredibil ai scris un paragraf intreg pentru nimic, crezand ca Anceloti este un geniu tactic, daca scrii mult nu inseamna ca nu scrii si prost, este fix ideea ta si atat, nu inseamna ca este si buna, tot geniu tactic a fost si cand Ramos a jucat la mijloc cu Barca si a jucat extraordinar de prost, wow ce a putut sa faca nu? a schimbat pozitia unui jucator, geniu tactic, la fel de geniu tactic a fost si la Munchen cand Robben radea de el ca antrenamentele de la Bayern semanau cu antrenamentele celor de la u10 de la echipa, GENIU TACTIC, la everton a cheltuit sute de milioane sa o faca pe Everton echipa de pluton GENIU TACTIC, acum 2 ani a avut noroc cu Benzema ca in rest a fost dominat in toate meciurile din UCL, de asta si anul trecut a iesit din competitie.

geniu tactic este Emery, care a adus o pe Villa pe loc de UCL de la retrogradare, Arteta care a adus o pe Arsenal in stadiul de a se bate la campionat, Klopp care a pus o pe Liverpool unde a fost in anii 80, Bielsa care a prins o finala cu Bilbao, Leeds in prima liga, chiar Spaletti care a stiut sa si motiveze jucatorii si Napoli a jucat cel mai frumos fobal dupa Maradona, numai zic de Guardiola care se reiventeaza la cativa ani in materie de strategie.

in cazul fiecaruia antrenor enumerat de mine se vede o diferenta clara in jocul echipei, se vede ca fazele de atac cat si de aparare sunt lucrate de un antrenor, cu fotbal total cu pressing samd, si tu imi scrii paragrafe enorme ca Ancelotii l a mutat pe unu din stanga in dreapta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nu te lua prea in serios, domnule antrenor, tu si Ionut Chirila calm down bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] grossexistence@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Mourinho's defensive tactics + Brazil's lethal attack = all the trophies.

[–] Accomplished_Ad_2503@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Mou press conferences + Brazilian ability to shit talk = End of the world

[–] mozarelaman@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

lol what lethal attack?

[–] aamartt@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Brazil lacks defensive depth. Apart from Marquinhos they are really poor on talent.

Mourinho “challenge accepted

[–] hokagesamatobirama@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Militao isn’t often injured.

[–] koalawhiskey@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bremer and Gabriel Magalhães with Casemiro in front are good enough.

Brazil is missing some talent in the midfield and sidebacks though.

[–] FriendlyGhost08@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Brazil is missing some talent in the midfield and sidebacks though.

Heavily disagree on this. Douglas Luiz, Bruno Guimarães, André, and Lucas Paqueta off the top of my head should be good enough

[–] koalawhiskey@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The base of the midfield is good with Casemiro, Bruno, André, Douglas Luiz...

But Lucas Paquetá is the only quality player we have to play in between defense and attack.

Without him, Diniz is playing with 4 attackers, and it's obviously not working.

[–] uchiha_boy009@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They have no midfield tho and full backs.

[–] Aloopyn@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Mourinho in that Brazil team is definitely going to be insane

[–] Zeca_Pagodinho_13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] David-J@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes and yes. Carlo has shown he is effective no matter what players you sign for him. He is not a stickler for a system and he is not stubborn about signings. That makes it great for Real and Flo. Also he has become better at using la Fábrica.

[–] auctus10@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He is insanely good at adapting the squad to what is available.

We have the most goals in league without a number 9. And least goals conceded without our two best defensive players in Tibo and Militao.

[–] rScoobySkreep@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Joselu isn’t a 9? He scored 16 goals last season playing for Espanyol

[–] tecphile@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He seems tailor-made to be at RM; never complains about signings, makes do with what he is given, and is a great man-manager.

His biggest issue last time was that he didn't make use of La Fabrica enough. This time he doesn't have nearly the amount of prime star-power at his disposal so he's rotating a lot more.

[–] Pupperinho@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just saw Rolfes have a boner at the pharmacy parking lot.

[–] New_Archer_7539@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

If it lasts for more than 4 hours he'll need to see a doctor.

[–] av34as@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Militao, Vini and Rodrygo have exactly one month to save their NT.

[–] grossexistence@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except they care more about Madrid than the national team, especially Vini.

[–] PM_ME_BADDIES@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It came to him in a dream

[–] magic-water@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Vini and Militao are trying their best. Only Rodrygo didn't get the memo

[–] Positive-Media423@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The Brazilian team will be in awe

[–] aamartt@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They'll just throw a lifetime mentos package and it's done

[–] Nightdocks@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Brazil failing to qualify for World Cup would be the funniest timeline (I know they will qualify anyway let me dream)

[–] SalahManeFirmino@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

An extension would take Ancelotti to 2026... the same year that Klopp's contract ends.

Could be a battle royal to get Xabi Alonso if he hasn't already taken another job by then.

[–] MrParachutePayments@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] realWernerHerzog@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dudipusprime@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I love your bear documentary.

[–] Equivalent-Money8202@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I really don’t think Xabi would choose any team over Real if Real offered him the job

[–] Japples123@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Todd gonna try to get Alonso now

[–] egewquyriq@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My beloved club de futbol is finito if Ancelotti stays beyond this season it will show utter lack of ambition to be among top clubs of Europe, Man City, Bayern, PSG etc none of them will be looking to hire Ancelotti if he was to be available. RM should hire a coach who can make them play aggressive attacking football.

[–] virtualclix@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He is a top 3 coach in the world imagine having a guy like Xavi as a manager.

[–] No_Tumbleweed_9102@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Brazil rn: 🤡

[–] aamartt@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Let's face it, apart from guys like Ancelotti or Mourinho, guys with plenty of accolades who can face this as a once-up-on-a-time challenge, it will be difficult for Brazil to attract an up-and-coming talented coach. There is no way guys coaching in Europe, experiencing an ascending phase, being able to jeopardize their career while coaching a squad that simply lacks the talent from past years, and has enormous pressure to win it all. Tough job for CBF federation.

[–] Thin_Platform5774@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Wait... I thought he already signed on for Brazil after this season?

[–] drummy117@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anything to keep Alonso away from Madrid please please

[–] Res3925@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Well hopefully Alonso stays at Bayer Leverkusen until Ancelotti leaves us.

[–] AbleFig@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

PLEASE PLEASE be true

[–] natsleepyandhappy@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That is how Real Madrid pays Brazil for all the titles our players gave to them...

[–] mmaqp66@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Your best option is to leave the RM. They fire all their coaches

[–] NeoIsJohnWick@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Subscribe.

Long live Don Carlo, the most ideal coach for Real Madrid.

[–] tothemoonkevsta@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know about two years. 1 year sure but ancelotti hasn’t been very convincing if you ask me. Last season real should have won the league easy with how shit Barca is and they somehow let it slip. If he gets a double this season and starts performing against Barca then I can see it but otherwise I think they should prepare for Xabi Alsonso

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