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[–] realWernerHerzog@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

brazil are gonna get mourinho and they're gonna like it

[–] art-ne@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

everybody get your Mourinho fancam ready

[–] Ryponagar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly Mourinho might not be a bad fit for them. You're usually not going to win international tournaments with elaborate tactics. And similar to Ancelotti or Deschamps, he's a pragmatic manager who can give a team like Brazil a simple enough system and let individual quality do the rest.

Diniz has a fascinating approach but it's simply not going to work with the limited time a national team spends together, and certainly not with players ingrained with the "European playstyle".

[–] Babaganoush____@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ancelotti has elaborate tactics ? lol

[–] EpiDeMic522@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He says the opposite but yes, Carlo has very elaborate tactics and not only that, he has very versatile tactics like the Rüdiger LB out Liverpool tactics (can't find the link, has been a chore ever since the push shift fiasco; suggestions welcome).

Much like Zizou, a 4 time Champions League winning manager is somehow an extremely underrated tactician.

[–] Babaganoush____@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] Equivalent-Money8202@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

deaia or batut recordu Chelsea pentru goluri in 2009? Gen, pana la el, ce le zicea Mourinho la jucatori, sa marcheze mai putin?

Esti prost gramada baiatule, gen stii 0 fotbal

[–] Babaganoush____@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

ahahahahahahahahahq, n am sa ti stau sa citesc tot dick ride ingul ala, si interpretare ta la unele faze normale de joc sau unele schimbari de pozitii ale jucatorilor, esti incredibil ai scris un paragraf intreg pentru nimic, crezand ca Anceloti este un geniu tactic, daca scrii mult nu inseamna ca nu scrii si prost, este fix ideea ta si atat, nu inseamna ca este si buna, tot geniu tactic a fost si cand Ramos a jucat la mijloc cu Barca si a jucat extraordinar de prost, wow ce a putut sa faca nu? a schimbat pozitia unui jucator, geniu tactic, la fel de geniu tactic a fost si la Munchen cand Robben radea de el ca antrenamentele de la Bayern semanau cu antrenamentele celor de la u10 de la echipa, GENIU TACTIC, la everton a cheltuit sute de milioane sa o faca pe Everton echipa de pluton GENIU TACTIC, acum 2 ani a avut noroc cu Benzema ca in rest a fost dominat in toate meciurile din UCL, de asta si anul trecut a iesit din competitie.

geniu tactic este Emery, care a adus o pe Villa pe loc de UCL de la retrogradare, Arteta care a adus o pe Arsenal in stadiul de a se bate la campionat, Klopp care a pus o pe Liverpool unde a fost in anii 80, Bielsa care a prins o finala cu Bilbao, Leeds in prima liga, chiar Spaletti care a stiut sa si motiveze jucatorii si Napoli a jucat cel mai frumos fobal dupa Maradona, numai zic de Guardiola care se reiventeaza la cativa ani in materie de strategie.

in cazul fiecaruia antrenor enumerat de mine se vede o diferenta clara in jocul echipei, se vede ca fazele de atac cat si de aparare sunt lucrate de un antrenor, cu fotbal total cu pressing samd, si tu imi scrii paragrafe enorme ca Ancelotii l a mutat pe unu din stanga in dreapta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nu te lua prea in serios, domnule antrenor, tu si Ionut Chirila calm down bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] grossexistence@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Mourinho's defensive tactics + Brazil's lethal attack = all the trophies.

[–] Accomplished_Ad_2503@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Mou press conferences + Brazilian ability to shit talk = End of the world

[–] mozarelaman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

lol what lethal attack?

[–] aamartt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Brazil lacks defensive depth. Apart from Marquinhos they are really poor on talent.

Mourinho “challenge accepted

[–] hokagesamatobirama@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Militao isn’t often injured.

[–] koalawhiskey@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bremer and Gabriel Magalhães with Casemiro in front are good enough.

Brazil is missing some talent in the midfield and sidebacks though.

[–] FriendlyGhost08@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brazil is missing some talent in the midfield and sidebacks though.

Heavily disagree on this. Douglas Luiz, Bruno Guimarães, André, and Lucas Paqueta off the top of my head should be good enough

[–] koalawhiskey@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The base of the midfield is good with Casemiro, Bruno, André, Douglas Luiz...

But Lucas Paquetá is the only quality player we have to play in between defense and attack.

Without him, Diniz is playing with 4 attackers, and it's obviously not working.

[–] uchiha_boy009@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They have no midfield tho and full backs.

[–] Aloopyn@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Mourinho in that Brazil team is definitely going to be insane

[–] Zeca_Pagodinho_13@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] David-J@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes and yes. Carlo has shown he is effective no matter what players you sign for him. He is not a stickler for a system and he is not stubborn about signings. That makes it great for Real and Flo. Also he has become better at using la Fábrica.

[–] auctus10@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He is insanely good at adapting the squad to what is available.

We have the most goals in league without a number 9. And least goals conceded without our two best defensive players in Tibo and Militao.

[–] rScoobySkreep@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Joselu isn’t a 9? He scored 16 goals last season playing for Espanyol

[–] tecphile@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He seems tailor-made to be at RM; never complains about signings, makes do with what he is given, and is a great man-manager.

His biggest issue last time was that he didn't make use of La Fabrica enough. This time he doesn't have nearly the amount of prime star-power at his disposal so he's rotating a lot more.

[–] Pupperinho@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just saw Rolfes have a boner at the pharmacy parking lot.

[–] New_Archer_7539@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If it lasts for more than 4 hours he'll need to see a doctor.

[–] av34as@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Militao, Vini and Rodrygo have exactly one month to save their NT.

[–] grossexistence@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except they care more about Madrid than the national team, especially Vini.

[–] PM_ME_BADDIES@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It came to him in a dream

[–] magic-water@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Vini and Militao are trying their best. Only Rodrygo didn't get the memo

[–] Positive-Media423@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Brazilian team will be in awe

[–] aamartt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They'll just throw a lifetime mentos package and it's done

[–] Nightdocks@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Brazil failing to qualify for World Cup would be the funniest timeline (I know they will qualify anyway let me dream)

[–] SalahManeFirmino@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An extension would take Ancelotti to 2026... the same year that Klopp's contract ends.

Could be a battle royal to get Xabi Alonso if he hasn't already taken another job by then.

[–] MrParachutePayments@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] realWernerHerzog@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dudipusprime@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I love your bear documentary.

[–] Equivalent-Money8202@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I really don’t think Xabi would choose any team over Real if Real offered him the job

[–] Japples123@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Todd gonna try to get Alonso now

[–] egewquyriq@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My beloved club de futbol is finito if Ancelotti stays beyond this season it will show utter lack of ambition to be among top clubs of Europe, Man City, Bayern, PSG etc none of them will be looking to hire Ancelotti if he was to be available. RM should hire a coach who can make them play aggressive attacking football.

[–] virtualclix@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He is a top 3 coach in the world imagine having a guy like Xavi as a manager.

[–] No_Tumbleweed_9102@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Brazil rn: 🤡

[–] aamartt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Let's face it, apart from guys like Ancelotti or Mourinho, guys with plenty of accolades who can face this as a once-up-on-a-time challenge, it will be difficult for Brazil to attract an up-and-coming talented coach. There is no way guys coaching in Europe, experiencing an ascending phase, being able to jeopardize their career while coaching a squad that simply lacks the talent from past years, and has enormous pressure to win it all. Tough job for CBF federation.

[–] Thin_Platform5774@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Wait... I thought he already signed on for Brazil after this season?

[–] drummy117@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything to keep Alonso away from Madrid please please

[–] Res3925@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Well hopefully Alonso stays at Bayer Leverkusen until Ancelotti leaves us.

[–] AbleFig@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

PLEASE PLEASE be true

[–] natsleepyandhappy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That is how Real Madrid pays Brazil for all the titles our players gave to them...

[–] mmaqp66@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Your best option is to leave the RM. They fire all their coaches

[–] NeoIsJohnWick@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Subscribe.

Long live Don Carlo, the most ideal coach for Real Madrid.

[–] tothemoonkevsta@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t know about two years. 1 year sure but ancelotti hasn’t been very convincing if you ask me. Last season real should have won the league easy with how shit Barca is and they somehow let it slip. If he gets a double this season and starts performing against Barca then I can see it but otherwise I think they should prepare for Xabi Alsonso

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