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[–] SheeEttin@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well that's terrifying. Always use a condom.

[–] Rusticus@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Remember: there is no such thing as safety squints

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Did he stutter?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How is wearing a condom going keep you from getting it in your eyes?

[–] Fisk400@feddit.nu 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you know how condoms work?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah you put it on your dick

[–] Fisk400@feddit.nu 22 points 11 months ago

Good. Keep doing that and it will all be fine.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago
[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

I started reading being disturbed at the idea of eye syphilis, but ended it being disturbed this Typhoid Mary man is out there basically rawdogging everyone he meets online and wouldn’t say who all his partners had been.

[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

a public health doctor looked up the man's electronic medical records, discovering that in January of 2022 he had gone to a hospital emergency department for ulcerative genital and anal lesions. At the time, he was treated for a presumed herpes infection—but his herpes test was negative and he was not tested for syphilis.

Has what is assumed to be herpes but IS NOT TESTED FOR SYPHILIS.

What the fuck are they doing in Michigan? Dude has what appears to be herpes on his dick and ass, the sample tests negative for herpes and you don't test the sample for every STD known to mankind?