NFL

Beating the Panthers by one score should count as a loss on your record.

Why is that part of the country so bad at offense? Browns, Bears, Vikings. The entire Big Ten.

there's no way Belichick didn't tell his kicker to miss that

I wanna see the video of Berman doing one of these Fastest 3 Minutes thing to see just how much he sweats and just how out of breath he is after

Boogers milk dud looking ass head

watch this be a barn burner in the second half

Ohio State in a playoff promo

Please God hurry up this halftime, I need more WR screens, and I need them now.

a lot of people keep assuming that the Bears and Cardinals won't take QB's with the first 2 picks, are we so sure about that?

This game reminds me of every Bears game I watched growing up.

Low scoring, great defense, turnovers, offense doing nothing, stupid penalties backing us up, constant offensive three-and-outs, horrid offensive play calling, dropped pick 6s... Almost makes me feel nostalgic.

I fucking hate it. I want to see a team that can actually score.

I hope the NFL fires whoever made this PrimeTime schedule this year.

I got an ad for “annuity dos and don’t for baby boomers” and I don’t know how to feel about it. I’m in my late 20’s.

Best part of the game was the nostalgia I just felt with Boomer and the ESPN NFK music.

NFL2K5 is the GOAT.

I’d like to see more screens in the next half, surely they would never see it coming

Who loves jiu jitsu more Tua or Gisele

What's with the logo at midfield? They run out of paint?

So is there injuries on the o-line or do they just hate Dobbs?

game bad

Absolutely big boy tackle by Kyler there

Love to see it

Whyyyyyyy

I don’t like Iowa football

I'm torn because I love the Pocket Scientist, but I also had my first business trip to the Chi this year and that city is truly beautiful.

Idk guys I think the Lions might be the clear favorites to win the NFCN lmao

Josh Dobbs is Josh Allen but with even worse pocket awareness and accuracy

Let's see how your teams do without your qb1 or wr1.

If the eagles lost Hurts and Brown they wouldn't win a single game.

I swear that when Musk formally ruins Twitter and declares it insolvent, I will be thrilled if Adam Schefter's career goes with it.

Is Ohio St out of the playoff race ?

So uh... maybe we circlejerked over dobbs a little to hard huh?

Me in front of my wife, 5 year old, and 4 month old: “fuck this motherfucking bullshit game. Straight up rape of my eyes”

Wife: “you want to turn it off and go to bed?”

Me “…no”

Schefter looks like a generic fantasy advisor who intentionally gives the king bad advice in order to fuck him over.

How does prime time get so unlucky with these games we’re subjected to??

Halftime already? This game being played near a black hole?

The irony of a Player Health and Safety commercial when Fields probably is playing with a concussion…

Imagine if the Vikings ever tried to draft and develop a QB for once in their lives.

Game is tied 17-14, Bears are at the Vikings 50 yard line with 30 seconds left and 1 time out, 4th down and 3, Bears run a run-pass option and the ball is fumbled. Vikings win, quote me on that.

Cinci is like a clapped out honda civic

Burrow is a hellcat engine baby!

How does Hock only have 1 target

Hey USA, as a Vikings fan, I apologize for that half of football (if you can call it that). Put that one on me

Does anyone else hear the ESPN football theme and think of NFL 2K? Unbelievable that we got the best football game of all time in NFL 2K5 and then they took it away.

Mac Jones lol

I’m just so tired of watching bad football.

I'm going to miss Brian Flores. He has undrafted rookies making plays. Meanwhile genius KOC can't do shit

Justin Fields is a dollar store Josh Dobbs

We either have 450 yards of offense or 50. Nothing in between.

if the bears played iowa then it would be the first time the over/under was set at pi

I need Addison to go on a HoF heater here and score 37 fantasy points in the second half.

I believe.

Kinda feels weird that Intentional Grounding penalties are... not penalties, really.

In lieu of getting buried under a few hundred pounds of defensive linemen, losing a huge amount of yardage and losing a down... they lose basically that same amount of yardage and the down.

Why wouldn't you try to intentionally ground the ball every single time if there's no other penalty? Or maybe that's the point, to not discourage QBs from risking an intentional grounding penalty instead of getting turned into a painful pile of ground beef?

Can’t believe a make a wish kid is QBing the Vikings. Looks decent bald though.

someone owes us all an apology for this game. idk who but someone does