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[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I asked a researcher on mastodon working at the Amundsen-Scott Station last year about how they manage navigation there and they have their own grid system over there, aligned with the prime meridian.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

So they dont use polar coordinates? That's a shame

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 27 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I propose Antartica adopt an irrational approach.

Decide on Antartica North as a basis, clearly this should be Antartica's tentacle where it reaches out trying to touch the South American tentacle. 1 AntArcSpan is thus the rational radius of Antartica.

Multiply Antartica North by the square root of -1 a.k.a. the number i.

I propose as international law that real estate/territory claims all have to be solely defined in terms of trignometric functions on Antartica.

It would also hopefully draw irrationality from other continents, maybe acting as an irrationality sink.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

... It's free ~~real~~ imaginary estate.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But we were only supposed to have three estates!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One could say we're headed for a brave new world.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I mean, for that, the eugenics has to happen first... soooooooooo

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget to methylate them, I guess lol

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Just go north, and you'll get to the coast.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't tell me this is an opportunity to apply polar coordinates - that'd be far too much of a coincidence.

Fortunately down there they should be safe from any polar bearings.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

You sleigh me, but this is snow joking matter.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's your hint, the Earth is round.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Shits crazy

But no Australia is definitely all south

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, you're one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

No it was a test, you failed.

Austraillia has 2 L's and 2 i's

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They also said computers can't handle dates beyond 1999.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 4 weeks ago

Hmm. Can we go back and not fix it then?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You're all welcome.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

These days I sorta wish everything had broken for real. Curse you!

[–] elvis_depresley@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

North-Antartica is doughnut shaped

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm a big fan of The North East ;)

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

To be fair, you can move in any compass direction from any point on Antarctica - except for the south pole

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I wanna live there

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 2 points 4 weeks ago

Better check my compass...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

[–] dangrousperson@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

the joke is that all lines of longitude meet at the poles. So everything is north of the south pole. There doesn't exist a east, west, or south of the south pole