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[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There are a few flaws with that in reality. One is too much risk consolidation. Having every artery in the same place means that it's a very easy target for animals or other humans. Another is that it requires far more complexity to actually distribute resources isometricly relative to their need. It's also easier for disease to grow tumors in a giant mass of blood vessels since they are very homogenous. Another downside is that heat is not distributed evenly so it greatly increases the amount of energy that has to be spent on building auxiliary blood vessels which means the animal has to eat more to achieve the same reproductive success.

Life in reality is balancing many things. Thermal efficiency is a big one, material efficiency is another. Defensibility is a big one, and also genetic simplicity is another. Your body is procedurally generated, not created from a blueprint really. Cells create structure via functional logic in large part, although there are hox genes which encode some basic directionality and relative spatial cell differentiation based on its neighbors and the proteins they are presenting on their membranes.

In other words your body is generated more like a Minecraft world and creating very clean wiring and tubing even if there was pressure for it, would be something that would require a ton of genetic complexity. More complexity means that every single cell has to copy these extra hundreds of genes whenever it copies it's DNA, which raises the overall thermal and nutrient cost linearly. This is the reason people are beautiful on the outside but on the inside look very strange. We do put many of our evolutionary resources into beauty but not in places where it will likely never be seen.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Actually I was master debating myself which way to make the meme.

Both seem funny & inaccurate.

What I posted hints to random design without neatness as a priority, yet facilitated necessities in regards to environment (you know, evolution).

The alternative validates how stupid neat cable management would be:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we were designed by slime mold that's what it comes down to

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i mean i do get rather euphoric when i'm around my wife, what with all those wife spores she emits constantly

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Your wife cultivating their own microsphere and convectively creates airflows to disperse their spores?
Great wife material, you must be an adequate substrate.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i mean they ain't callin me uncle ben because i'm dead

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

... is this the part where you tell me you were dead all along, but that is not the reason for your nickname?

Do you chime on top of every hour like the real Ben? ;)

[–] MathiasTCK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe a good meme would be, "if creationist were right"

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago
[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm currently wiring up a 32U power distribution and test rack with about 1000 discrete wire connections, so I am feeling this to my core.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Zip-tie the tip ties together! :)

[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you look up and unplug everything.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The extreme detour of the recurrent laryngeal nerves, about 4.6 metres (15 ft) in the case of giraffes,[32]: 74–75  has been cited as evidence of evolution, as the nerve's route would have been direct in the fish-like ancestors of modern tetrapods, traveling from the brain, past the heart, to the gills (as it does in modern fish).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurrent_laryngeal_nerve

[–] wischi@programming.dev 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Intelligent design. Same with our eyes 🤣 just put them in backwards and thread the cables through the retina; genius. Octopuses are clearly gods chosen "people".

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

The intelligent design geniuses argue that the eye is too complex to have evolved.

"Of course it didn't evolve like that! It started with a patch of light-sensitive cells and worked it's way up from there. And that's happened more than once."

They have to think evolution means that creatures and features popped into existence fully formed. Not only because that's how the Bible tells it, they can't comprehend evolution on a 7,000-yo Earth. And neither can I!

You've got the killer argument though. "Why didn't God bother to make our eyes like he did with the octopus?"

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[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago

The same nerve also exists in giraffes and does the same thing so it is consequently fucking massive.

[–] picnic@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Are those zipties? I fucking hate zipties whenever cleaning out old installs. They're just about always so tight it feels uncomfortable to cut those when youre dealing with fibres or just about anything, really.

I use velcro ties myself most of the times. If I absolutely have to use zipties, I leave then so loose that they're just guiding the cabling, not choking it.

Just today I cleaned out one +15 years old install and oh boy, multiple zipties there. Awful

[–] cynar@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Might I introduce you to the wonder of reusable cable ties?

They have a release tab. You can undo them, adjust the cables, then retighten them.

Velcro is great, till it starts losing it's grip.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They're just about always so tight it feels uncomfortable to cut those when youre dealing with fibres or just about anything

Use dikes, not a knife, and cut the head of the tie, not the strap

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

YES

Flush cutters specifically. And you cut the side of the head opposite the tail with the cutter flat against the face of the tail passing through the head.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can't believe ppl just use knives, lol, I would cut all the things with a knife.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, it's a technique that's not obvious to everyone. I remember when my old boss taught me at my first maintenance job

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, I def believe you get very proficient in such a thing very quickly, I only (re)build PC for family & friends.

I don't imagine going in a sever room cutting zip ties like:

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ever reached your hand down into the floor to find a power plug and meet water?

This gif brought back traumas.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Y'all don't water-cool your rigs? :D

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol well is was airplanes not a server room. But yeah

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Just staby-staby, fix it later with some alu tape.

[–] picnic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I use whatever I have with me, sometimes I have the tools with me but I'd lie if I said I always carry the toolbag around.

Yeah I do sometimes have dykes at hand but that shouldnt be necessary in professional environment.

Still hate the zipties in this context tho

Nah, use flush cutters and attack it from the side, or just cut the head off.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re just about always so tight it feels uncomfortable to cut those when youre dealing with fibres or just about anything, really.

Exactly. Let's use a securing mechanism that requires a razor-sharp blade, held perilously close to what you don't want to cut, in order to undo.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

One of these are safe-ish (not razor-sharp):

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

These were my goto. I miss them 🥲

Snap-On

But the steel stamped type that come in every electronics kit work as well.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That handle to head ratio is far too provocative!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, I have my father's that are prob 40 or 50 years old. Hard blue handles.

I love zip ties as long as they're cut flush. There is a special place in hell for the basrards that rip my forearms open by cutting them a few mil long and at an angle.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think the funniest part of this post is the nightmares people are getting from zip ties.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can hear the crunch as i walk across the zip-tie/tail laden floor after several hours fixing the mess my boss made 20yr ago.

hey i only made this mess last year it just looks that way

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Engineering isn’t so different from medical.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Is it though? There isn't one part in the human body that has exactly one specific purpose. Everything is something mushy with basically one main purpose and a ton of side-quests. Almost the exact opposite of what engineers prefer.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago

Squeezing multiple features into single components? Sounds exactly like what engineers do.

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Tommy John and Ulnar Nerve transit surgeries are what give me hope for our future cyborg selves

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Cable bundles like that are not flexible enough to move properly without straining the cables. You have to do concentric twists for that F1/Aerospace quality cable management.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

God wiring his new creation: .... oh yeah I need a cable for the heart ... oh yeah, I need a cable to power the lungs ... oh yeah, almost forgot, need a cable for the liver ... oh yeah, need a cable to control the legs ... oh yeah, need some sensor lines for the hands ... oh crap, wired the genital sensor lines wrong ... oh shit, no more room for the lines for the kidneys, maybe if I wire it this way ... shit, need more power lines for the stomach ... crap, need more sensor lines here ... shit, shit, shit, I need more power lines

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