As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn't fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding upright
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If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.
Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They're dogs after all.
No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
There's precedent for tall:
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that'd be a very sturdyboi.
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
Upright, of course.
This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.
It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.
Movie‽
Hahah yea, it's from that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party.
I fucking lauged so hard
E I don't know how the fuck voice recognition managed to get lauged
You don't know the half of it!
Depends on the condiments
Top is running like Naruto
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
I mean obviously the long way, because that's how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
Next you're gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.
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Luckily there's a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Its a dog at the end of the day, so what if its just hot?
I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.