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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 110 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The metal on the mailbox act as a faraday cage so psychic cannot penetrate.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If that's a sequence of radio signals, can I capture it and resend it the next day and the day after, and maybe build an automated cron job out of it?

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Somewhere an advertisement company is already trying to flood psychic waves with spam, just in case.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

"mmmm...i see...i see...coca cola?"

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You just need a HackRF with Portapack!

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 78 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's not seeing through the box, it's a Discworld-style future prediction paradox.

She already knows that when she get there, there will be nothing in the mailbox.

But she has to check anyway, because if she doesn't, causality is broken and she shouldn't be able to know it will be empty, since checking inside is not in her future anymore.

According to Discworld rules, it won't break the universe or anything but it'll give her a massive headache.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

eszett is not appropriate there, no

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A great truth of employment: being liked matters more than productivity.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is the truth.

If you are wondering why: nobody wants to work with an asshole, no matter how good he is at his job.

You're gonna spend so much time with your coworkers, like 7-8 hours a day, five days a week, these are some of the people you will spend the most time in your life. You really don't want to hate their guts.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

It's not always the disliked person's fault.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Dealing with this as we speak. I’m friendly, get the job done, money where my mouth is “work ethic”. I’m not an asshole. But I did get hired for my role over an internal employee. An employee with sway, and has actively used that sway to secretly disparage me and the work I was doing. If he likes you, golden. Promotions, new friends groups, the works. But if he doesn’t, you’re done.

He’s managed to get me fired (next Monday) and yesterday came out gloating on a call with just me to let me know. This truth being verified by a 2 week payslip direct deposit pending on Monday (payday was today). My “crime”? Getting the work done he felt wasn’t “the right work”. He said, “I could have forgiven you taking my job I wanted, but you chose to ignore my project work I wanted done and implement things we don’t need (with list)”. I was hired to do just that, but I guess it wasn’t enough or the right thing. I’ll find out “why” (or how) I’m being fired Monday.

Politics is insane in enterprise. They’ll spend millions on consultants to get work done. One person with power can sabotage another out of pure spite. They have no interest in progress, they just want the status quo where they’re on top. Or an employee who just wants to get the work done without more effort to do it right.

On more positive news, I was already interviewing elsewhere. Final interviews today on one. Next place I’ll just play the game better.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also looking like you are being productive is a lot more important than really being productive.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago

Yep! The skill is right up there with not volunteering and never asking for more work. Those things shouldn’t happen because you always are busy.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks, I just learned that lesson this tuesday 😥

And since they can't say "you're getting fired because nobody likes you" they had to lie about it.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ouch. Sorry about that. This is frustrating because there’s always been some useless employees every place I’ve worked. Humans are just not very efficient, so really, the work isn't the reason.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Psychic: I can read people's thoughts, not mailbox content.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Should've read the mail carrier's thoughts smh

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago

Psychic: yeah, what can be more exciting than constantly monitoring the thoughts of random people around?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

She's just going to the mailbox and checking to maintain a "normal" image, get some minimal exercise during her job that requires mostly sitting, and to sometimes "accidentally" run into other people. But to make this actually seem accidental, you have to sometimes go out when there is no mail/person.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sometimes I knowingly check the mail on Sundays.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Knowing that I didn't bother to check it for 5 days in a row?

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Amazon delivers on Sundays and puts shit in our mailbox most of the time.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not actually legal if it is Amazon. Could report them to USPS if you wanted to be that guy.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That is not true any more. Amazon uses the postal service for some orders. The boxes are covered in amazon logos but the label is USPS delivering.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yea, most of my orders from Amazon come from USPS. Even on Sundays. I've also seen some orders get delivered by what I assume is a Door Dash driver.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I didn't see that coming.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

She needs to sign up for informed delivery to avoid the embarrassment.

[–] RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Roberta Sparrow

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of an old joke

Hi, is this the psychic?

Yes, who is it?

Great start...

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I don't want to be a psychic, but I kind of want to dress like a psychic. I wish it was socially acceptable for regular people to wear robes.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like it.

On the one hand, if people are fully willing and consenting to spend their money to pay for an entertainment experience akin to folks paying to go into a "Haunted Mansion" during Halloween for the spooky ambiance, then go for it. I think those types of "psychic" are, in their own way, kind of neat. They figured out a way to make money as an entertainer, an artist, and that's great.

I don't like the types that seem to prey on peoples' desperation and misery, and there is/was a lot of that type. Those folks aren't talking to your dead relatives nor are they going to reliably and accurately tell you where your murdered daughter's body was hidden by the killer. They aren't going to cure your "demon possession" because that shit isn't real. They're not going to make nice with the local ghosts living in your attic because those are a figment of your mental illness. But once the psychic dives into those types of scenarios, they're just pure pieces of shit and deserve all the ridicule one can muster.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

their job is grifting

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if not good at anything? I'm just "OK", nothing impressive, but adequate.

Born to be mild.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Garantee you it's a psychic journey for her, going "I must be focused on getting a message for some reason". Eventually someone will come into the shop and she'll be convinced they bare a message for here. She'll explain with lebgthy references to intricate coincidences, from Jungian theory, to numerology, to personal symbology.