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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder, if they hinder the car enough, wouldn't that cause the remote operator to connect to it? Sounds like you've now identified a driver :-)

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[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

Issue a ticket to the owner of the car. Let them contest in court that they were not driving it.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

May a firefighter tear the cars in half using the jaws of life.

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

It’s easy just tow it!!! Let god sort it out because the tech is not there yet

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Considering it's California the uturn was illegal only because the cop said so.

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