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[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] picklejar@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

OOTL here. What did they do? Can't find anything obvious on their News or Releases tabs.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

if you pay you can opt-in to share your code

if you use free version you can opt-in to share your code.

if you are entitled to using a paid version for free (e. g. students, educators) you can opt-out of sharing your code.

EDIT: I was wrong, you CAN out out in the last case, which makes the meme even more stupid

[–] sudo@programming.dev 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Basically guaranteeing themselves the worst code source.

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[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

if you are entitled to using a paid version for free (e. g. students, educators) you cannot opt-out of sharing your code.

That is incorrect. According to the page you linked elsewhere:

For individuals on non-commercial licenses: Data sharing is enabled by default, but you can turn it off anytime in the settings.

(Emphasis mine)

And for all other cases it's opt-in. No idea how you got from that that you cannot opt-out. It literally says the opposite.

thank you, I will correct all my comments regarding this

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[–] limerod@reddthat.com 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fuck sending data to companies. Emacs for the win!

[–] j5906@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] limerod@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago

I would watch my back if I were you:#

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah... I slowly stopped using it and am just using vim, and getting docs from sources.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You can set up your LSP to work with nvim to get docs that way.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think I'd be liable if my code made it through to a LLM

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

The thought of that is so funny. Not the company that stole the code gets held accountable, but instead the poor schmuck they stole it from to make their AI. Actually this would not even surprise me all that much.

[–] BreakStopReturn@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

JB is cooked

[–] Crylos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Is it time to go back to the plugin-hell called Eclipse?

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well if you want a real world comparison:

We migrated a project a few years ago from Eclipse to IntelliJ. Outcome:

  • Complains about the IDE dropped from around 10 per day to nearly 0
  • Onboarding people now takes 1h instead of a day, because IntelliJ knows how to store configuration in a project
  • IntelliJ has a built in updater and nearly everything works after an update
  • IDE Fuckups: 1 per week (Eclipse) -> 1 per year (IntelliJ)
    • Somehow still happend? Just click "Delete caches and restart" in IntelliJ
  • No sources and javadoc for a library available? Eclipse: Have fun reading bytecode; IntelliJ: Yeah I just decompiled it for you within 10s

So yeah I wouldn't recommend going back into hell. Even VSCode and it's forks are likely better at this point.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

It is NEVER time to go back to the hell that is Eclipse.

Go to frigging notepad or kedit before Eclipse.

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago

Not just no, but hell no.

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