Cevilia

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

box of cereal appears

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I wouldn't do it.

The risk is huge. To maintain good diplomatic relations they would probably forward the emails to US federal law enforcement (assuming they weren't just sniffed in-flight), who would gleefully take a cheap W by throwing you in a Supermax prison.

Absolutely not worth it for the reward of feeling slightly cheeky for a few seconds before realisation sets in.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tell me you're part of the stinky "one-shower-a-day" gang without telling me

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the reasons I enjoy being on an instance that doesn't have the concept of downvotes :)

An upvote is an upvote. A downvote is nothing. I love it :D

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

There's a magical place, we're on our way there...

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it uses WebRTC which is an encrypted format, I suppose if you have to go via a relay server that might be a possible attack vector but certainly not enough to worry about over something like a group photo.

For multi-recipient or if you're worried about snooping you might want to try https://wormhole.app/ instead, which is instead a temporary file host, it'll host files for 24 hours encrypted at rest (the encryption key is built into the URL you share)

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can't comment on the nebulous "safe" but it works over the interweb, you join a "private room" using the buttons in the top-right and the devices should just see each other. You can also pair devices so they permanently see each other. I sometimes have to close and reopen on one device or the other for the devices to find each other.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

To ladies and female-leaning enbies stumbling on this, ask yourself a question: do you want to look nice? Not what other people tell you or "expect", what do you want?

If you find you do, then you can put some initial effort into working out a skincare and makeup routine. It'll be slow, it'll be messy, and you will have some initial misfires. Once you look good enough, write down the routine and do the same routine every day. Once you've got it down pat and into your muscle memory, it'll stop being a chore and start just being that thing you do in the mornings, "putting your armour on" my wife calls it.

If you find you don't care, which is absolutely 100% valid, then... you can just not. You don't need anyone's permission. I don't. You don't have to either.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

720p, because I'm tired of pretending that's "not enough" for the kind of videos I watch

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Congratulations, it's green!

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

Too many people seem to forget that they can just do that.

If you lose, they'll fall over themselves to "keep you in the game".

If you win, you'll mysteriously have broken some nebulous rule, and be banned. If you're very very lucky, they might give you your $5 back, but they probably won't.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why aren't they rioting?

The same reason you aren't.

 

Because it takes more effort to get it wrong.

 

Damned expensive though :(

 

Yours sincerely,

Someone who's working every day from tomorrow until 4 Jan (except the 30th, yes, including Xmas and New Year days)

 

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and slop; egg bacon and slop; egg bacon sausage and slop; slop bacon sausage and slop; slop egg slop slop bacon and slop; slop sausage slop slop bacon slop tomato and slop;

Vikings (starting to chant): Slop slop slop slop...

Waitress: ...slop slop slop egg and slop; slop slop slop slop slop slop baked beans slop slop slop...

Vikings (singing): ...slop, lovely slop! Lovely slop!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop.

Wife: Have you got anything without slop?

Waitress: Well, there's slop egg sausage and slop, that's not got much slop in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY slop!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon slop and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got slop in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much slop in it as slop egg sausage and slop, has it?

Vikings: Slop slop slop slop (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh'? I don't like slop!

Vikings: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like slop!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your slop. I love it. I'm having slop slop slop slop slop slop slop beaked beans slop slop slop and slop!

Vikings (singing): Slop slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her slop instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean slop slop slop slop slop slop... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately): Slop slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop! Slop slo-o-o-o-o-op slop slo-o-o-o-o-op slop. Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Slop, slop, slop, SLOOOOOOOOOOOP!

 
 

Wish I'd known about this during crowdfunding, I would've backed it

 
 

Joke from my gig on Friday that went down well and I'm pretty proud of it, so I wanted to share

"Le Clitoris" is a statue that, as the name suggests, depicts the clitoris.

It was installed at University of Poitiers, France on 24 November 2017.

But it's not on Google Maps, I think on purpose because it leads to the semi-regular occurrence of tourists asking locals the obvious question.

They looked all over, they just want to sit down and appreciate le clitoris, but can they find the bloody thing?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/le-clitoris

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