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Guess I'm just playing as Random Villager #12. 😮‍💨

I love how 1E this idea feels.

If I'm a medical student (soon to be physician), am I really just stuck with Wizard? I do a lot of emergency medicine stuff and CPR is straight up necromancy, but I don't recall necromancer being a class. (it has been a hot minute since I've gotten to play D&D)

Edit: I'm completely braindead outside of medicine these days. Necromancer is a Wizard subclass. Time to go find a fancy hat I suppose.

Old Party DM: "God damnit, everyone's just playing wizards. We need to mix it up!"

New Party DM: "FUCK!"

As a software dev with no college degree, it feels weird to not fit into the wizard category because of a technicality. >.>

I can multiclass the shit out of this.

Steal the DMs dice while the guy who wants to be a fighter kicks his ass.

Gonna have a lot of warlocks.

I'm a warlock wizard multi class : /

I can literally do all of these:

Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.

Barbarian (only technically, I don't get explosively mad anymore).

Bard - Piano

Cleric - Muslim

Druid - Have ecology degree

Fighter - Probably

Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)

Paladin - Conservation

Ranger - Nerf or nothing

Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone

Sorcerer - My dad's first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.

Warlock - Big research university

Wizard - See druid

I'm going to blackjack my DM with the rules book and take his dice. If I wail on a guitar after (play, not play proficiently), can I start with three classes?

Would not eating meat count for Druid? 🤔

All wizards parties, all the time...

I'll take the Druid class - it's literally my name

If FOSS counts, there's going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.

I feel like this is too general. I'd want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.

You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.

You're some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.

Phlebotomist's assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.

Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.

Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.

Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.

I would be like 5 of these, so I would be multiclassed beyond usefulness. Come to think of it that is a pretty accurate representation...

I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!

“It’s absurd, we have a play group of 20 and they are ALL WARLOCKS.”

“My patron is Geoffrey d’Bezos, an arch fiend!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYMOND!”

Damn I qualify for a lot of those:

• Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
• Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
• Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
• Monk (Judo as a kid)
• Ranger (archery as a teen)
• Wizard (bachelor's degree in IT)

Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I'm also big

I wonder how many groups would ever have a barbarian. A person with a temper that I ever see basically makes it to my 'don't-wanna-be-around' list.

I'm not great of any of these so I'll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts

"Play an Instrument"

RAW v RAI

I can play any and every instrument, badly. Rules never said play well.

Could you be a sorcerer if you're related to the DM?