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lmao I thought this was an error when I saw it had a PGT with that score and then doubled down on this impression when I saw the scoring summary

Tom Brady was right. What the fuck.

It's time to give Malik Cunningham reps

Just a smidge below the over/under.

I didn't think a game could make the Jets Falcons game look like a barn burner but here we are.

The fact that neither team could get in the end zone this game and the Patriots couldn’t even get a damn field goal is just insane to me.

Truly peak levels of offensive incompetence imo.

Iowa vibes this game

That was one of the games of all time

What the fuck

What the absolute fuck was that game

This game didn’t have a single highlight

I am a worse person for having watched this game.

Every Dodgers Red Sox game last season outscored this

Chargers fans, you unlucky we ass. (don't worry, beating this team 6-0 should still be legitimate grounds for firing Staley)

Great soccer match guys, when does the american football start

Bill will coach the Raiders next season and wants to make sure that Staley still keeps the Chargers chargering.

6d chess

So in the last 3 patriots games, 39 total points have been scored.

Total.

In 3 fucking games

Watched about a minute of the game and that was still too much

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing

we're not good enough for the AFC West so we're trying to join the Big 10 West with this performance

Put the offense into the sun and the defense into the college playoff

lol patriots. bottom dwellers in the afc east.

Queue the dolphins flairs coming in to make themselves look stupid in the game thread.

The Patriots are bad Iowa.

Staley should be fired for this

The drive chart for this game is truly hilarious.

Happy my Chargers won but what a god awful game. I know the weather was an issue but so many mistakes.

Well that was certainly a game that happened

Refs bruh clearly a tipped ball

Closer to a top 2 pick and new QB. Keep it up boys!

Alex Erickson, man with a name that sounds like a famous viking explorer from history, is outperforming first round pick Quentin Johnston

In 1 day, the Bruins outscored the Patriots.

Bezos punching air rn over failing to get this matchup on TNF

Staley’s probably gonna praise his defense, and to be fair when you shut out an opponent you should get some praise. They made some good plays.

But the rain was clearly bothering both teams offenses, and the Pats have one of the worst offenses in the league anyways. There were several plays that should’ve been big gains that weren’t because either Zappe missed the throw or the receiver dropped the pass.

Yeah but a road shutout probably cools Staley's seat. So who really won here?

The Patriots just held a team to 6 points and at absolutely NO POINT did it look like they even remotely had a chance of winning at ANY point in the game.

Unreal.

Bill Belichick without Tom Brady ordered from best season to worst season

1994: 11-5, lost in divisional round

2021: 10-7, lost in wild card round

2008: 11-5, missed playoffs

2022: 8-9, missed playoffs

1992: 7-9, missed playoffs

1993: 7-9, missed playoffs

2020: 7-9, missed playoffs

1991: 6-10, missed playoffs

1995: 5-11, missed playoffs

2000: 5-11, missed playoffs

2023: 2-10 and counting, missing the playoffs

Playoff wins? 1 in 11 seasons

Playoff appearances? 2 in 11 seasons

Winning seasons? 3 in 11 seasons

I have a feeling Bill is going to be “asked to retire” or leave after this year

Wow that was sad for both teams

At what point will it be allowable to criticize Herbert?

Edit: From the downvotes, I see we're not there yet.

Defense has got to be sassy in the locker room after this one

Honestly I didn't learn anything from that game. I have no takes. It rained heavily and the football was bad.

Patriots defense is getting closer to their goal of allowing zero points so their offense stands a chance. 2x 10pt games isn't enough? 1x 6pt game? That defense is gonna start trying to score their own points soon.

I’d say this was a football game but I’m not even sure if it qualifies as one

Who is still watching this team? Totally lifeless. Tv rating is probably a 0

It would be great if our receivers stopped dipping their hands in cement before games.

Feel like this game could have been an email

Tyreek Hill had more points in 3 snaps than this whole sorry ass game had in 4 quarters.

Bold decision to take notes from Brian Ferentz, Bill

We have got a S.H.I.T. win. For those not aware that stands for second half ineptitude tracker, this is where a team scores all their points in the first half but still wins. An earlier example was the chiefs win over the dolphins this year.