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Something something bard something something hard wood (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Blubber28@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Druid: You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna um... Commune. With this tree.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Taking treehugging to the next level!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Stupid sexy Dryad.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you...

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago

* such an easy druid laid out for you.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Its a good day to be Groot.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Getting the ent to sit on your face huh

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Wait a minute, could this be one of the lost entwives?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

That's Peeta from Hunger Games... But female? Is this Katniss? What are they up to?!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just imagine some dude finding this and coming back with a hand drill and some sandpaper (hopefully).

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Fleshlight sleeve.

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I've been reading about some Pueblo tribe's ritual trip to collect salt from salt plane; there is a rock that's a grandmother of gods of war laying to rest on the same trip and turning to stone, and you are supposed to hump her on the way to pay respects. While your grandma who just explained the rite to you waits and probably watches, idk.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's always that one person pushing for a tree-way.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I am disappointed that I did not think of that pun myself. I salute you, good lemming, and hope you have a good day.