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Something something bard something something hard wood (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Blubber28@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Druid: You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna um... Commune. With this tree.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Taking treehugging to the next level!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Stupid sexy Dryad.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you...

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

* such an easy druid laid out for you.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Its a good day to be Groot.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's Peeta from Hunger Games... But female? Is this Katniss? What are they up to?!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just imagine some dude finding this and coming back with a hand drill and some sandpaper (hopefully).

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fleshlight sleeve.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting the ent to sit on your face huh

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wait a minute, could this be one of the lost entwives?

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've been reading about some Pueblo tribe's ritual trip to collect salt from salt plane; there is a rock that's a grandmother of gods of war laying to rest on the same trip and turning to stone, and you are supposed to hump her on the way to pay respects. While your grandma who just explained the rite to you waits and probably watches, idk.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's always that one person pushing for a tree-way.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I am disappointed that I did not think of that pun myself. I salute you, good lemming, and hope you have a good day.