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Non-credible Inspiration: https://www.theverge.com/policy/798491/frog-portland-trump-national-guard (Archive version)

When Donald Trump’s administration issued orders to send the National Guard into Portland, Oregon, a person in a frog balloon suit showed up at the city’s ICE facility, where protesters had gathered. After the frog humped the air in front of a throng of federal law enforcement — many dressed in head-to-toe camo with military-grade helmets, gas masks, and riot shields — the feds slowly began to retreat. What else could they do? A soldier knows what to do when they encounter another soldier. But an air-humping frog?

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago

Don't underestimate the tactical power of humping the air while dressed weird. So many modern leaders ignore the sheer stopping power of "being weird AF bro"

Once in college, armed with assorted mismatched costume equipment, a bunch of bananas hanging from the front of my belt, and socks with sandals, my sensual thrusts nearly caused the enemy supply chain to take out their own forces (a pizza delivery car saw me shakin what the manic episode gave me and almost swerved up onto the opposite busy sidewalk).

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I love how Kristi Noem doesn't have a page, but the Air-Humping Frog does.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I was going to say she doesn't meet the notability criteria, but her quality of "not able" is through the roof...

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

A weapon to surpass metal gear!

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

The frog costume is sold out

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Although the Frog seems to be in earnest, the effect of this interview is ridiculous. A serious television reporter is holding up a microphone to a big smiley cartoon balloon frog person with googly eyes. The effect is even more pronounced when you hear the Frog’s slightly squeaky voice. It is one of the most incredible rejoinders to the militarized repression of the Trump regime, and should be understood as the peak representation of how political speech in America operates today.

Welcome to The Onion Live, population: the entirety of 'murica

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What does the blue line say

Government property do not cross, I think

[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Casualties and losses: rule of law and American sanity

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And the dignity of Federal Agent

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How could they lose something they never had?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

It just get into negative realm.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Wake up babe, new military intel just dropped...

From The Verge article:

Rock paper scissors like triangle relationship: Acting normal beats shit posting beats aura farming beats acting normal

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
Aura Farming Shitposting Acting Normal
Aura Farming Stronger aura farmer wins Shitposter wins Aura farmer wins
Shitposting Shitposter wins Society loses Acting normal wins
Acting Normal Aura farmer wins Acting normal wins We live in a society

We truly live in a society

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

can someone explain what "aura farming" means?

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

It's just another way to say cultivating an image. You want to give off a certain impression to others, so you project certain traits and moods that resonate with people. Often with the goal of looking like a badass by being "extra" about it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Sounds like something you might do at the crystal convention. Probably RFK’s brainworm uses it to make important health care decisions.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

I studied each cell of this table intensely

[–] Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 hours ago

"colorized" :)