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Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

You fool!
Crawls sideways
We was crab all along!

Energy to send one kilogram into the sun: 450000000 J/kg
Typical calf weight: 37kg
energy cost of sending one calf into the sun: 16.6GJ
Eating one unit of cheese burns about half a tonne of gasoline (assuming perfect efficiency)

Who do i call when it's 3 months past deadline and 150 million over budget?

It's more likely than you think

Yes

It's irony all the way down

Oh look it's green Mario!

No, a single super-document, easier to "back up" which is why in the same folder there are also "thesis_final.tex", "thesis_final_revised.tex", "thesis_final_revised_v2.tex", "thesis_final_revised_v2_final.tex"

Sweet, i hated having to nest if statements when mixing matching and other conditions

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