cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/28659121
2025-10-11
"No, sir, it's a citation."
"Oh, good guess, but it's actually a Pontiac Phoenix. I can see how you'd get those models mixed up."
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2025
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ACAB except this guy. Printing complements is what keeps my trust in the police alive
Reminds me of the T-shirt that says "Singapore is a fine city" then it lists all the weird things you can get fined for in Singapore.