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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

They certainly want to blow a load in some cows, boy howdy.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can’t spell DOOM without Moo

[–] gera@feddit.nu 37 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

- me when Timmy makes fun of me

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 4 points 17 hours ago

I can get behind "bi era-wtf-os"

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Diablo II gonna blow this ancient kid's mind

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

And Carmageddon 1

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Hmmm... 🤔

opens console in DOOM

types "ThereIsNoCowLevel"

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 18 points 17 hours ago

I member when Blizzard was cool.. Damn climate change!

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

there is no console in Doom or Doom 2

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Modern source ports usually have one. I don't remember the last time I even played without GZDoom.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

ehh idk if I'd say usually, many of the ones that keep the Doom style don't

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Ahh I loved that. I member we rushed in with our max lvl characters and obliterated everything.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago

Use IDCLEV cheat code to warp to the end of each episode if you just want the cow parts

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There's a whole megawad for rocketing imps. It makes your brain do the happy juice.