xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 8 hours ago

wait until they find out pénis is french for penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago

We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 days ago

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago

Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago

Looks like a pair of panties

Get me some

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 2 weeks ago

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

 
 
 
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