xkbx

joined 2 years ago
 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean did you even hear all the things she said?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

I can’t do that, but I’ll put on a little red had and dance around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago

“So far, there has been no strong evidence in humans that links tattoos to cancer”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 4 days ago

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago

Do not ask for which goon the goon goons for, it goons for thee

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 days ago

try your own feet first but then swallow

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 4 days ago (6 children)

who’s more fool, the poster who posts gooner bait, or the gooner that goons to it?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 5 days ago

We’ve said the word exploit so many fucking times they’ve lost all damn meaning!

I apologize for the exploitives.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 69 points 5 days ago

“We’re gonna need you to burn at least 500lbs of tires for every tree planted.”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Wait isn’t he 50? I’m gonna need a sugar somebody soon because my retirement plan right now is freedom 95

 
 
 
 
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