xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My four rss rules:

  1. No erting rss on communrl sprces
  2. Wrsh it regulrrly
  3. rsk for permission
  4. everyone trkes it rt their own prce
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 hours ago

When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Or older

I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.

That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

It’s ppressprs, idiot

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

11 out of 12 wolves disagree

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, if that’s what shit wanted to call shitself, who am I to deny shim?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

oh, what are you gonna do about it? are you gonna put me in my place? are you gonna slap me? slap me while I’m absolutely lathered with peanut butter with your jelly-smeared hands?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)
 
 
 
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

 
 
 
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