xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 6 hours ago

“I’m not doing the bidding of Section 34, Sloan.”

“Doctor, you will wear the femboy catsuit. It’s not a question of if, but when. You may scoff now with your moral quandaries. But I too I toss and turn at night, unable to sleep with the cat-tail plug, and let me tell you - it’s an infinitesimally small ask to keep the Federation safe.”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

stackable % based damage increase

If your Ring of Ludicrous Fury just cancels out your Lance Modifier for Attack Opportunity, I’d rather just sell the ring

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago

what an explosion of taste

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You’re tearing me apaaaart, Chichi!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I do believe that in “Measure of a Man” it was revealed Data to have a soul-crushing 13 inches

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 5 days ago (11 children)

“I don’t know, I was too busy thinking about you”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 59 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“I’m sorry! I should’ve asked first!”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago

The comments might get a little Messi

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

 
 

i miss that little doinker

 
 
 
 
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