xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 hours ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe this map the key to surviving the 2029 water wars

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 1 day ago

Pasting dildos on top of snails? Aye, a good round of fun, but rather cruel for the little critters

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not if you bathed beforehand

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that would suck

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

nor any less

edit: WHICH IS STILL ZERO

 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago

fool it’s entirely about mastering your POG collection

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based in the Shell

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 days ago

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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