xkbx

joined 2 years ago
 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

eating the guitar analy

i think the kids call this boofing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They thought they caught you slacking

But those cheeks have been clapping

Your cup overfloweth,

While the thirsty boys are fapping

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago

assuming this isn’t somehow an upgrade for me was your first mistake

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago

Ouinnnn mets-en! Ma pogner un slutch puppies apres au dep!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

It’s a bit of a cob-out

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago

The shadow looks kind of moth-y are you moth

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 3 days ago

It’s funny because it’s true

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How girl get pregant

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 0 points 6 days ago

Woah, that’s wild. I’ve got both and I’m a mix of both. It’s like when people guess my towel size correctly at the hotel

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The character from the Simpsons?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

A big old goose egg, eh?

 
 

i miss that little doinker

 
 
 
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