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[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's kinda amazing (=awful) to me that US people are all "We such prude Christian, sex is EVIL" but also have the world biggest porn industry and think its cool to loudly proclaim your overhyped world-burning statistical parrot will soon be able to write smut (only for adults, lol, trust me bro). While spicy Steam games get ban-hammered by rando "charities" influencing payment providers. Like every day, I hate this timeline.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're lumping a bunch of extremely different demographics into your inaccurate portrayal of the average American.

The people who think sex is evil aren't the ones who publicly support the massive porn industry or announce they think chatgpt writing porn is cool.

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

The people who think sex is evil aren't the ones who publicly support the massive porn industry or announce they think chatgpt writing porn is cool

Right. Not publicly.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why you think AI was born? Porn, porn, porn!

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

LOL this...

AI was born? Porn, porn, porn!

forced this...

Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive

to pop into my head. Now i can't get it out!

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 1 day ago

AO3 gonna revolt.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"erotica", my ass. It will be PORN, plain and simple.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Yes we are a tone throw away from GEN AI... also AI will take all the jobs and make billions... this is why Open AI is now doing shittier clones of Tik Tok and allowing porn... not because they ran out of fake hype to pump the bubble, no sir

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Highest valued company in human history, btw

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Really, didn't knew that

[–] florge@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

Surprised it took this long

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Imagine one company that rules over the human thoughts, creativity, sexual desires, that can shapes the truth, that can feed humans with entertainment... No way that can happen right? Right?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Oh. No. Welp, there goes smut.