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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)

submitted 11 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

that's brutal.. serve quesadillas with a smile or go to jail.. we need a film crew to follow this saga daily..

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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean it is good that she is going to have to see what it is like to work fast food. But I feel so fucking sorry for her co workers. It is going to be hell working with this Karen. And she isn’t going to be there forever so she has no incentive not to be a jackass.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Oh, there’ll be plenty of incentive in a rider on that sentence if she doesn’t meet the standards the judge sets .

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

This is like a daytime sitcom.

[–] BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I think this fits the bill of cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (6 children)

What's cruel about it? It seems akin to community service which is handed down as legal punishment all the time.

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[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Unusual? Yes. Cruel? No. Educational? Also yes.

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[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I caught your tongue in cheek-ness.

[–] BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I'm glad someone here was able to read into this.

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