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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As opposed to normal objects, the mass of a tennis ball is inversely proportional to its size.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Which scp is this?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To demonstrate gravitational pull, we have put two objects near each other. Note that only when the amount of hedgehog is increased to 800g is the gravity able to overcome the static friction both objects have due to being on a surface.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

In the same vein:

"Practical illustration of deformation caused by gravitational tidal forces between two nearby, massive bodies. (scale greatly exaggerated)"

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From this we can extrapolate, that the hedgehog will have grown to 6,4kg in the 6th iteration.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

By the 10th iteration it will have surpassed the mass of an average adult human.
And at the 21st, will be more massive than the largest Blue Whales.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most.

[–] bmpvy@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Gotta grow fast.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Magical hog is shrinking tennis balls.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Despite repeated trials, the ATP decide that the new organic tennis balls were sadly too difficult to manufacture consistently.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Should've used bananas for scale instead

[–] Bananable@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Tennis ball, hedgehog for scale.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

~~banana~~ tennis ball for scale

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

banana ball?

If we make that slang for tennis ball then we're molding the world to suit our memes.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Adjust cooking times as appropriate.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do hedgehogs taste like pork?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

I couldn’t tell you. But I do know they come with free toothpicks!

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

As long as they don't taste like hedges

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Used to have hedgehog flavour crisps.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

FFS, stop feeding me tennis balls!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

New, "hard-core mode" for Tennis just dropped. Just check out how heavy the new regulation balls are. Hedgehog for scale.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Hedgehog for scale

[–] Smeagol666@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Last year I found the book The Rolling Stones by Robert Heinlein, and discovered the origin of Tribbles from Star Trek TOS. My gf was surprised and excited by my discovery, as she's a bigger Trekkie than I am. They are called "Flat Cats" in the Heinlein book.

[–] fum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Natural inflation

[–] fum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Growing a hog

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Who up hedging they hogs?

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Absolute unit

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hedge weight

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago