Codpiece

joined 5 days ago
 
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.