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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Mom, I don't know that the peppermint oil on my feet and lemon juice in my eyes did anything to cure my measles, tetanus, or COVID infections."

"Nonsense, Bobby. You just need to give it time to work."

"Peggy, that boy ain't right."

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can’t figure out if Hank would be for or against the Tylenol. I think he would step in and stop the magic oils and tell them to just take the gosh dang Tylenol. Dale on the other hand, I’m not sure where he would stand on that. I could see him buying into the conspiracy theory, but if it’s the government pushing it, he would have to be against it.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

He’d have a guy with a bunker full of 1952 Tylenol, which “still had mercury and opium so you know it worked”.

It’s like you people don’t grapple with conspiracy culture and its tireless army of very well adjusted people.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hank would just go to the doctor and aside from a few simple questions, listen to their doc. It is what he paid for.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

it blows my mind these people would rather be dead most of the time than be autistic. i wonder if they know what autism even is.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

atism is when a specifically 5-7 year old BOY likes trains. It doesn't exist otherwise

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

all the other asds are sparkling ferroequinologists

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Autism is where you get upset when observations of reality don't line up with what the elite republicans tell us reality is.

Obviously the only acceptable punishment for this kind of wokeness is death.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I can only imagine the enormous defamation lawsuit the manufacturers are preparing behind the scenes.

I imagine that it's possible they're waiting for either RFK or Trump to not be in power any more, as that inproves the chances of a success (and also not getting the "woke beer" trestment).

The loss of earnings portion of the lawsuit could end up in the billions.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago