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No more Monday blues for me (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by hamid@crazypeople.online to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please hire me at this fabulous company

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience

No, "ninja" is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

and if they're a really good ninja, you won't even know they're there. lol

[–] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Monday blues is just withdrawal symptoms from the weekend binge now.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

In Russia, you abuse substances.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Everyday is a new hangover.

[–] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Office works great. As an accountant and wake and bake with mid job hits. It works great.

[–] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

сука блядь

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

this image goes hard

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a Lada 110?

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

looks like they borrowed the headlights from the Citroën Xantia when they designed it

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I was going to do this and then I got fired.

[–] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

I would just hang

[–] FrostyTrichs@piefed.budsocial.club 2 points 1 month ago

Hola comrade.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

*using