Asklemmy

More The Expanse. More Chrisjen Avasarala. More!

HBO can pump out a whole 'nother Game Of Thrones spin off that I couldn't give a fuck about but they can't reshoot the last 2 seasons and maybe add a few more to fix the fucking mess that we ended up with..

I'm deleting Homeworld 2 from existence.

Jar Jar is the sith lord as intended.

Give Voyager one final, long episode with a proper sendoff (instead of the half-assed one they did), where we can see how the characters actually ended up in the coming years. With an epic orchestral soundtrack, at least one really good space battle scene and a lot of pathos, it deserves it! ST: Picard is also considered non-canon (the first two seasons have been a shitshow and the third was just nostalgia-bait anyway). So nothing that happened to Seven of Nine in that plotline ever officially happened and the final Voyager episode can utilize some talented writers to make it good.

...and also delete the episode where some crew members become animals and bang each other, because excuse me, what the fuck was that?

Immediately reshoot Season 8 of GOT with what I thought was going to happen.

Completely jettison all of Star Trek Discovery and the Section 31 movie.

World of Warcraft, I'm making the Legion no longer all aliens, they're demons from Hell again. Also the Draenei look exclusively like the Broken, no pretty goats allowed.

Yes I am retconning a retcon, it's been ~20 years and it still bothers me! also ig Shadowlands never happened, just for good measure.

The Legend of Korra spoilers:

It's been a while, and I've lost some of my steam over this. But yeah, that's the only one I've got the energy to type out right now.

Star Wars Episode 1-3 revamped with better actors and writing.

Everything Disney except Rogue One related material gets scrapped and redone.

The Wheel of Time show.... Change it to be like the books. I felt like the books read well and could have been adapted without changing much. Keep to the source material and embellish areas that weren't as well discussed like east of the waste, the islands to the west, etc.

All of the Kelvin-verse Star Trek movies and all Disney-canon Star Wars content.

.......Except for Andor and Rogue One. That shit is tight.

I'm cutting the original storyline of Five Nights at Freddy's off at the third game and removing Afton's weird implied Pamela-Voorhees-meets-Gendo-Ikari motivation for his murders; he kills for a feeling of power and punishment. As much as I like the sci-fi elements, they utterly ruin his character. I'd also remove 3's cutscene of him coming back: he's dead, and he stays dead.

However, I do believe there would be room for sequels after that. I think it could be neat to have games skipping straight to the Vanny story and making her an actual developed villain as well as a real copycat killer, perhaps even starting a small cult of sorts around the Fazbear brand and Afton's legacy.

The Last Jedi doesn't happen the way it did. Instead, the moment on the island where Rey tries to hand Luke the lightsaber has him reject it in anger and anguish, afraid that the past he thought he had left far behind him has re-emerged. It does not get casually tossed off the cliff for a cheap giggle. The reasons for the rejection can be broadly the same, if necessary, but they can be shown in a less weird and melodramatic way.

In this new version, Finn gets something (anything) to do, ideally something that will bring he and Rey closer together by the end.

Poe does not play "Can you hear me now?" with Hux. There is no casino planet, no obvious double cross and no little moppets with magical broomsticks.

Luke does not die at the end. Leia dies at the 2/3s point, and it's this that finally brings Luke back into the fold, perhaps to get revenge, perhaps to honour her dying wish, whatever.

Snoke is not discarded like a used tissue. Kylo and Rey still communicate psychically, but there's no hint of romance. Instead he starts to tempt her towards the dark side, leveraging the pain she feels towards the parents who abandoned her.

I dunno, just something which follows on more naturally from TFA, which is darker, and which definitely is less silly than what we got.

The Rise of Skywalker is in many ways the same as in reality, but it's Snoke and not the Emperor that's the Big Bad (although maybe you get the Emperor involved as some sort of Force ghost mentor to Snoke, or whatever). It follows on much more naturally from TLJ, because it doesn't have to spend the first 30 minutes doing major course corrections. Finn and Rey get together, only for one of them to be killed off... or were they?

Delete everything that happened in the Battletech lore for where the last civil war book ended. Then keep writing the civil war timeline so it's actually finished instead of where it's been left.

Do I also have unlimited money? What am I saying, the BBC is obviously swimming in money. Undo everything until shortly before the Doctor regenerates into David Tennant again and instead commission Studio Ghibli to do a 26 episodes series based on my Doctor Who comic about 13 and Rose, voiced of course by Jodie Whittaker and Billie Piper.

No, I don't at all hate everything since Jodie left, I just prefer my vision, that's all. :D

Okay, I am a merciful god - if the BBC have to watch their budget this year, we just undo The Power of the Doctor.

The Master's plan is now not simply to swap clothes with the Doctor (????) but to actually swap faces. Jodie gets to be the Master and go bonkers on the universe while the Sacha Dhawan!Doctor has to convince Yaz (cue lesbian confusion) that he really is the Doctor and then go after the Master. At the end of TPotD, the Jodie!Master still regenerates into David Tennant (wearing 13's clothes for fuck's sake) and the 60th Anniversary is about how the Master uses the Doctor's most popular face to absolutely ruin their reputation in all of time and space.

(Donna, after having her memory forcefully restored, instantly clocks that this is not the Doctor she knows but is forced to accompany him because he is threatening her daughter. She complains loudly about everything he does.)

In the end, the Doctor still regenerates into Ncuti and we'll see where to go from there.

... can 13 and Yaz at least have the chastest of kisses on the lips before the end? That'd be fine too...

343/Microsoft should have let Bungie's "ending" for Master Chief stay - Where chief saves earth but gets put into indefinite cryo as he is forever lost in space.

It would have put him full circle (as he was a superweapon waiting in cryo when the series started) and it would put him into a state not unlike the halos themselves, which I think was Bungie's intent.

There are a lot of stories and things to explore within Halo's universe and I would like to see more of those than bad-guy-of-the-week that Chief has to stop.

I would tackle some of the sloppiness of Fallout's lore in relation to the Bethesda games.

Primarily, I'd set Fallout 3 like 25 years after the bombs instead of 200. It never made sense to me that creatures or people can survive 200 years in a location with poison water. I'd have to take out the Ghouls or alter the lore there a bit, though.

I'd revamp the plot of Fallout 4, either making it totally about the synths or removing them entirely, and also set it shortly(ish) after the bombs fell. Bethesda doesn't necessarily make bad games, they just don't fully consider established canon before making creative decisions. Which irks me tremendously, because really all you have to do is hire one obsessed nerd and run decisions by him.

We're bringing back Sliders without a reboot.

It was the real Arturo that got left behind in "Post Traumatic Slide Syndrome", and Remy ends up finding him again after his cliffhanger solo slide.

Working with Arturo, they manage to get a slidegate up and running to go back for the others. They also find a dying copy of Quinn along the way who has some valuable Kromagg info and end up merging him into Mallory like the accident that melded our Quinn into him, in a last-ditch effort to save him. The presence of this third Quinn, who is almost like the original, outweighs Mallory so we have Jerry O'Connell back in the cast.

The gang all back together, they go to deliver the Kromagg bio-weapon in Remy's blood and succeed. It's now slowly spreading across all worlds. But the Kromagg big bad they're fighting during this process sets off some kind of nuke inside a slide-tunnel, destabilizing the entire thing and basically scrambling sliding across all worlds. Even if you knew how to precisely connect to a world before, it goes somewhere else now.

And now we're back to the classic formula, we can do whatever we want from here.

Retconning basically every character death retcon they've made in Yakuza over the years, and making Pirates completely non-canon because what the fuck

Warhammer 40k, dumping at least half of pyrrhic shit and needless grimdark but also bringing back the old lore that humans caused chaos.

That time Janeway and Paris hit Warp 10 in Star Trek.

Such a cool concept ruined by such a stupid episode.

Also Trip doesn't die.

Spider-man one more day. Just let aunt May die. Have Peter go to therapy or something for the grief, then years later do a reveal that it was Norman Osborne the entire time.

I give Monolith Soft the funding and popularity needed to be able to create all 6 originally planned Xenosaga games instead of the 3 we got