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so we can actually see what our friends do all day

Friend: "So you get paid to spend the day periodically typing on your computers, surrounded by lots of large monitors, and several times a day you have video calls with people where you use so much jargon that the conversation is almost entirely divorced from the English language? You just finished an hour long meeting where I overheard every word from both sides of the conversation, and I have no idea what the hell either of you were talking about."

Me: "yes, that about sums it up"

Me: So, who is the one I want to punch?

"Ah! Lore accurate John from work"

Hell no. We need a 4day work week so that we can just go and hang out with our friends AND still make enough money to make ends meet.

Then you accidentally call Fat Accountant by his story nickname.

One of my earlier jobs, security guard, only 1 dude on the assignment out of the whole crew wasn't a friend from school that I still regularly hung out with.

And, coincidentally, that 1 dude who wasn't my friend, was the same asshole who tried to get me fired on my first day at a previous job for his own fuck-up. Nobody likee him at that first job, and the tradition continued at the security job.

I think you just defined purgatory.

I mean, I do have a comfy chair they can sit in as I type stuff and curse.

nice idea

I already work with all my friends so problem solved?

Yeah and your idiot friends start spewing all the shit you don’t want your coworkers to hear.

i work in a sex dungeon. i don't think my friends want to see what i do lmao

Would never happen