How was your food OP?
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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Some of that stuff you can get frozen but the cheesy fries takes some actual work
This would send me into a food coma.
Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.
That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC
That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.
Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down
LOL
so that's a small lunch for me.
How much do you slay?
How much do you weigh?
$30 at the grocery store
I'm confused by "6 Onion rings". Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? 🤣
Edit: to answer some of you, in the US it's never individual, you just get "an order" of onion rings, maybe a choice between small, medium and large.
@Uri @JokeDeity i think they are counted to avoid complaints about recieving one less than last time...
Nuggets, onion rings etc are typically sold in boxes of 6, 9, 12 or 24, depending on product and country.
Yes ? In America you probably buy a 300 gallons (idk how much space that is) bucket for like 3$
Buy 300 feet of onion rings and get one handgun free
How else? Do you blend them together and drink it?
It's been a while since I've been there, but IIRC Burger King used to do the onion rings and chicken nuggets in orders of either 6 or 12, so you'd go in and order 6 chicken nuggets or whatever.
Wow a random food post made today, very greentext