this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

weirdshitposting?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Bean there.

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you want the British? Because that's how you get the British.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

British storm in

WHERES THE TOAST

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spring the trap boys we got him!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

This is something you make for either a close friend or dire enemy. There is no in between.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago

Happy bean day.

[–] Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

This instills an insurmountable amount of rage within me

Love it

[–] SourDrink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Always updoot the bean

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Liam approved

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's a beans cake, a bean cake would he one big bean.

[–] E0GHAN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

That's lovely.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

u genuine create a word "korn" to replace that C word...

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's just multilingual. It's german

[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, really? Thanks for clearing that up , I would've thought it meant something completely different otherwise.

At least it's high in protein.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

At least use crunched peanuts.

british ppl must be stopped

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Every Bonfire Night (the night we set fire to people who can afford to live in detached houses), we feast on bean cake! Beano, we cry, Beano! Get the Posh Street Kids, we cry, get Posh Street Kids!

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Snap back to reality

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what is is wrong with this community

first corn now beans

please stop

I cant

please

stop

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New here? Wait 'til you catch a load of the moths.

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

When Lemmy was in its infancy, there were beans. Now they’re back, and more magical than ever.