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What's next? Picoservices? (medium.com)
submitted 10 months ago by Horrabin@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Announcing FemtoServices™ - One Packet at a Time!

In an era of bloated bandwidth and endless data streams, today we proudly unveil a groundbreaking approach to networking: FemtoServices™ – Connectivity, one Ethernet packet at a time!

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was going to write that every function should be a service as sarcasm, then I realized that's exactly what this article is proposing. Now I'm not even sure how to make a more ridiculous proposal than this.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

IaaS Instructions as a Service

Want to know if a value is odd? Boy have we got the API for you!