GREEN FLAG: He’s gathering the entire town to come watch him fly his sleigh over the ravine. Good God. He doesn’t have health insurance!
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Snow in Orlando? Red flag, Vern.
Finally, a listicle that could save lives. Copy and paste this in a text to everyone in your contacts.
Finally, a listicle that could save ~~lives~~ Christmas.
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Gives me more time in the abandoned toy factory - turned Christmas cookie bakery
RED FLAG: He went to Harvard Business School and brings it up in conversation a lot.
Two red flags. But accurate
A few of those those red flags do seem like legitimate red flags actually...
And most of the green flags too