Trex202

joined 2 years ago
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They're asking what you would do differently

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

I thought the doctor was crazy for prescribing me LSD for my constipation...

But when I saw the dinosaur, I shit my pants

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Laws for thee but not for me

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

All bananas are guitars, but not all guitars are bananas

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago

But they don't breathe under the plastic, accelerating the ripening

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

Not in public anyway

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Great Knights of Columbus!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (6 children)

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan

 

Her vehicle goes broom-broom

 

In college they were broom mates

 
 

I was stuck on the Knight shift

 
 
 

What's your favorite kitchen tool that you use for more than it's intended purpose?

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