this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2025
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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This society kills my sobriety

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

This goes hard. Damn.

[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I let this society ~~kills~~ kill my sobriety

Stoicism corrected that statement for you.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Six and a half weeks sober from weed and counting! Trying to make it to 2026

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey your insomnia is probably better by now! How were the wild dreams?

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The insomnia was the hardest part for me since as a daily user I would previously fall asleep within seconds of my head hitting the pillow. The dreams were incredibly vivid - and the nightmares. 😨 Trying to really reign it in in 2026.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This happened to me too! I also started an SSRI for my anxiety and my psychologist said that would cause my dreams to be more vivid too. I had a dream last night that I accidentally ripped my back skin off and had to go to the emergency room. Then I had to live with my, all of sudden, crack head father in a hostile while I was recovering from surgery. Sometimes they feel like they're nightmares when I wake up but so real when dreaming.

[–] deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Excellent fuck yeah

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (14 children)

Health is for losers.
Go on a Rager that people will talk about for decades.

(You may want to consider what community you're posting in)

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm gonna post wholesome stuff even harder now

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let's let's fuckin goooooo

I mean that's fine, as long as you're aware that people shitcomment on shitposts

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would but I don't have any bulldozers or thick steel plating

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[–] Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Too late, spent the last month drinking after 11 months sober 😭

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

something thats helped me a lot is remembering that recovery isn't a linear path.

if you're driving from New York to California, then make an unplanned stop in Nebraska, you aren't back in New York. you just gotta deal with the fact you're in Nebraska and move on.

you got this. stay strong.

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking love this!

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

11 months is an amazing streak! I reckon you can do 12 next time, give it another go big fella! We're all cheering you on ❀️

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nooo :( I hope you'll get back on track. Setbacks are ok. It took me about 5 years to get sober once I started trying.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Falling off the wagon doesn't mean you have to give up for good, you can always start again. I believe in you. It should be more about overall accumulation rather than the neverending streak. You're allowed to be fallible if you can course correct, no one will look down upon you less.

Detours like that happen to most of us. It's totally worth it once you finally arrive at the place where you don't need it anymore. It's an amazing feeling.

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[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

19 months and 6 days sober... but a Lemmy post told me what to do, so I'm going to get fucking drunk.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Let’s all stay healthy and safe so we can experience the pain and torment that is surely in our future β™₯️

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm drunk as I read this.

[–] patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've been drunk like twice, both times sucked, not doing it again.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1 week from 2 years sober. Feels good, man

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1 week from 60 days. Way to go!

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A week away from 2 years without a drink and damn this year's been testing me real fucking hard, I nice cold whisky and cola would go down real fucking nice right now.

[–] GFGJewbacca@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

I could easily see her make a statement like this. I believe in based Samus.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But... being drunk is the only time when I am social...

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

But why, though?

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

There will be no sobriety in this society

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Had highball couple of days back and Shochu yesterday. Starting drinking in style, at the tender age of mid-30s.

I drink when I feel like it. I felt like it once last year and twice this year. I've went five years without so much as a beer. I know though that there are those out there that have a problem with moderation and its important they don't imbibe even once.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What client did you post this with? Trying to debug why it's a link instead of the image.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Blorp dev here. I'm copying the thumbnail url into the post url, but perhaps that's incorrect. I'm open to suggestions. Again, not confident I'm handling this correctly, but one advantage of setting post.url is cross posts are compared via url, so setting that url would allow Lemmy to associate cross posts of the same image.

On the rendering side, Blorp scans post.url and if it's an image (e.g. ends in .png), it renders it as an image post. But perhaps not all clients do that.

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Thanks Mr. Metroid!

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I say, go with the intrusive thoughts.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Day 3 for me. Not giving it up for good, just taking a much needed tolerance break (which I should do way more often than twice a year.)

Usually I compensate for lack of alcohol with more energy drinks, but I'm off those too and it fucking sucks.

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