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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I don't know about y'all but I had to work to exhaustion all weekend and I have to work again all day today and on New Year's Eve too. But y'all go ahead and cuddle up in a blanket on your couch in a state of confusion with your stomachs full of cheese.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Cheese, chocolate and alcohol.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I convinced my cheese loving family that instead of a christmas dinner / lunch we should do Charcuterie, cheeses and wine table. We used the whole table as a "board". My dudes, that was the best idea ever. Nobody had to cook or clean anything, we just ate with our hands and chat.

10/10. no work and delicious. will do that every year.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Sounds so good!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

I feel personally attacked by this thread and this comment. All of these things have been consumed in great quantities.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if you could brew cheese into a deliciously cheesy alcohol.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

Scientist are already ahead of you. But it's more alcohol infused cheese, or one goat cheese that sounds like they got the mother drunk.

https://sowrongitsnom.com/boozy-cheeses-might-get-you-drunk/

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 3 days ago

If there's no hard aerosol cheese in heaven I'm not going

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

That's me. Except the cheese and it's every day of the year 😁

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

That's the 1,704ᵗʰ time I'm seeing this type of meme over the past week.

Thank you, I love it! With tomorrow afternoon I will have to be putting down the oldest/guide of dogs (how to behave, under my training) dog in our family!

[–] basket@pie.gravitywell.xyz 5 points 3 days ago
[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is so freaking cute that I had to zoom in and then I saw the little feetsies sticking out!

Thanks for making me smile

[–] warzazel@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

All these Lemmy's living on disability pension & retirement & in their mom's basement have no concept of what day of the week it is.