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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "wook" thing? What is that, a typo?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, they are a unique specimen in migratory herds across North America.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Oh damn! That was a fun ride lol

[–] becausechemistry@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People who insist on alkaline water (and other such nonsense) deserve exactly what they get: no benefits and empty wallets.

The charlatans who peddle the stuff, though. They can go right to hell.

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 33 points 1 week ago

I heard a generous spritz of lemon in alkaline water greatly improves the taste.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was about to explain how water alkalinity is pretty important to environmental scientists (and probably a few more groups that I don't know about).

And then I googled it.

And now I'm even more disappointed in humanity than I was before

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Care to elaborate? I did me a Google but I don't think I'm looking for what you're looking for.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The worst one I saw was some human-shaped piece of garbage telling people that cancer is actually a fungus and drinking alkaline water will kill that fungus. And if the twelve thousand dollar alkalinization machine is too expensive, they also sell bottled alkaline water.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh god, okay, no, all I saw was talking about alkaline water being good as a pH buffer for stuff like acid rain etc.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah, those are the sane people I mentioned

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

is... isn't most soil full of bacteria and fungi? what's with the "vs"?

Honestly I want to know more

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

STOP ASKING FOR SANDY LOAM, SHE DOESN'T WORK HERE!

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago