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this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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They know where you are at all times. They know this because they know where you aren't.
(which is drinking water, so drink up Ms Freeman, drink up and smell fantastic)
And by subtracting where they aren't from where they are, or vice versa whichever is greater, we know where they will be
You are 80% water
They are 80% water, therefore they are you.
Water is 100% water
girl i js woke up ;-;
Slacker!
Okay fine I'll switch to light beer for the evening
Coffee has water in it.
i sensed this post coming, that's why i got a tall glass of water before reading it
but i have
Then drink more
Aah okay fine 😭
I am at my desk, with an AirUp bottle next to me (as usual). If you don't drink enoigh water, because you think it tastes boring, I suggest you buy an AirUp.
I like water. No need to add flavor or bubbles or diamond glitter or alkalines. My area has good quality tap water and I drink that at home.
Used to live in Los Angeles. Tap water is nasty so there are stores that literally sell filtered water and supplies. It was $0.25 per gallon. Most people have have five multiple five gallon containers.