Funny thing is that at least in my wedding day there was no sex.
It was just way too exhausting to have energy left over for that.
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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Unnecessary sex scenes with YOU or unnecessary sex scenes with others?
I just want a emotional intamacy and reassurance scene
I told hubs to just come hug me in bed for five minutes the other day (I've been working his glutes a bit too hard lately). 10/10 will request hugging in bed again.
Repeat after me: π NO π SEX π SCENE π EVER π IS π UNNECESSARY π
So mad The Bible cut the sex scene that shows how baby Jesus was made
Especially when they have the softcore in song of Solomon and the interracial gangbang in Ezekiel 23 (like it goes into detail about how much they ejaculate all over the women). And they're not 100% explicit but Abraham tries to get Sarah (who is both his wife and half-sister) to cuck him several times in Genesis (god keeps cockblocking it by alerting the other party, who is always like dude, ew!), and there's more than a couple incest scenes in Genesis as well.
Honestly most of the positive aspect I've gotten out of the Bible is actually a fair amount of comfort in knowing that humans really have not changed. One of the oldest and most widely distributed set of texts humanity has ever written has way more depraved shit in it than HBO. The puritans in particular really did the religion a disservice by trying to make these people sound virtuous because half the time the only thing that keeps the "good guys" from doing absolutely heinous shit is literal divine intervention.
Ezekiel 23
Thinking back to actually being encouraged to read the bible as a child. Wonder how that would've turned out.
Yeah when I said 'explicit interracial gangbang with facials' I was not in any way exaggerating. It's just sitting there in every Gideon's in every hotel bedside table.
Game of Thrones has entered the chat
Game of Thrones didn't really have unnecessary sex scene. A big part of that show was about sex and how it influences people.
Saying Game of Thrones has unnecessary sex scenes is kind of like saying a Marvel movie has unnecessary super hero fight scenes.
Man it had great sex scenes
All of them are. You want a sex scene? Go watch porn. Has no business being in any other media except as a distraction. It's practically never used to move the plot, it's all just pandering to gooners who can't seem to function or pay attention to anything without their hands on their dicks.
Yeah on that note, get rid of any skin showing too. I dont want to see ankles or shoulders, could imply that person has body parts. Actually, let's go full Greek, lets get rid of Women in media, just have the men play women, and also all men have to be straight on set, so get rid of the gays too. That way I don't have to see any unnecessary sexual undertones.
Fuck outta here with this puritanical shit. You exist because 2 people fucked. Get over it.
Usually, yes. But in some movies they drive the plot. The sex scenes in A Somewhat Gentle Man (2010) are hilarious, help establish the character, and are a pretty challenging wank.
LMAO