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[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've made so many poor decisions

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

But will you change them? You might not see the shrimp?

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Will providence ever come for a soul as lost as my own.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I remember when I got an Xbox One in 2016. I tried to convince my PC friends to an Xbox. They converted me to PC. Then covid YouTube led me to Linux...

Every time I open my PC I think back to that year, and how things could have been very different for me

[–] doug@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well I must be doing something right.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The duality of lemmy

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You are doing everything right. Continue on your current path.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no, its sugar Beavis!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i knew i shouldn't have eaten all that lsd.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Perhaps. Or maybe you should have eaten more. It's all relative.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

you're right, i should take more.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm 42. It's taken to right now in this very moment to realize that I guess technically pills are eaten.

I never thought about that before.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Or we live in a fully deterministic universe and I'm being flung through it against my will.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

its the summon in ff12

[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Shrimp! Heaven! Now!

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of these days you'll finally decide to fill that God-shaped hole with God. 🤣

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Instead of giant shrimp! But, tbf, nobody knows what God will present Himself as, lol.