this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 days ago

Hi, got a staff here.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 5 days ago

me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes

"When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?"

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I work in a clothing store, I will "assist" you in the fitting room if you bring me a bag of cookies from the nearby cookie stand.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

What kind of assistance?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Libraries are usually free.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

how could I pass up an offer like that?

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Hopefully the staff have good hand washing procedures.

Assistance please