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[–] melfie@lemy.lol 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh, I think I’ve seen this episode already.

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Everything but metric, huh

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Bruh. Did you read the article? It used a reference size once (school bus), imperial units twice (distances), and metric twice (depth and length of tentacles). Technically if we're talking about the organism it used majority metric, and even had them in there twice (including literally under the title in the summary).

IT'S EVEN IN METRIC IN THE ARTICLE DESCRIPTION POSTED ON THIS PLATFORM.

That's some serious bias to skip all that and pick out the one odd visual aid.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

While I applaud you on your rigorous scientific standards... sometimes you just have to have a larf about it.

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was commenting on the title.

What does "a bus" bring instead of a measurement in meters? Nothing, so why put it as a title?

You're the one deflecting, for some reason, and trying to ignore the title which is supposed to be the first thing you read.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Relatability. Science communication is itself a science, not just an endless stream of dry facts.

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I relate more to meters than an arbitrary bus. And science communication is about making things clear as a priority, and this does the opposite.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's the size of a certain fraction of an American football field. How much more precise of a measurement do you need?!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... I was not ready for this jelly.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That body IS too bootylicious for me, babe.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

some neural connections in my head that have been lying dormant for at least a decade just got teased a lttle

and now I want to listen to Edge of Seventeen, which Bootylicious sampled from

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Beautiful specimen. In the article it mentions "big butt starfish". In the image it looks like it coupd be cleavage. Like for reproduction. I mean, not like that. Asexual. Like...nevermind, I think you get it.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's okay. We don't judge.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That tinkling sensation you are feeling? Not arousal. Jellyfish venom.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

And who says it can't be both?

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Am I correct assuming that it isn't tasty and most probably even is completely inedible?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

It is extremely delicious and makes your teeth whiter.

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nope sluuuurrrrrrp

[–] coolmojo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

School of fish. How many football field is that if we are using anything but SI units?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Its four arms can reach up to 10 meters in length.

Says it right at the top of this page. Happy now?

That's about 45 cucumbers, by the way.

[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

There's so much SI in that article...

[–] blueworld@piefed.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Curious what was on the Korean VHS tape

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oof imagine getting stung by that mofo. Ouch.

[–] dan1eln1el5en@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

love American units “a School bus”. go Metroxpress already.

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

El País is headquartered in Madrid.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Size of a school bus? How many hamburgers is that?!

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, only comes in cheeseburger units. And on artisan bread, so…