My local cigarette sensei's aunt was just telling me this morning about how she grew pubes on her tits in her 2nd year of college and all the guys would try to date her just to get a glimpse but she wasn't into them, all she wanted was to continue her biology studies so she could learn how to grow pubes on her teeth too so that they became self brushing. She eventually settled down with a biological person by the name of Patrick but he just couldn't stand when he would try to brush her teeth while she slept and the tooth pubes would get tangled all into the bristles of the tooth brush. That was his inspiration for the screenplay for the movie tangled by Disney. The studio forced him to switch things around to make it rated G though so he's still bitter about that.

Now THIS is shitposting!

First discovered by the Asstechs.

I’ve played enough video games to know there’s either some valuable quest item in there, or a really good joke about digging in the toilet for treasures. Zero other options.

I feel like this event needs more gregorian chanting.

Lol it also happens to me, the light spot manages to cover exactly the hole, so it looks like you just took a holy shit

This is hilarious! I took the same photo in my house years ago. I'm never gonna be able to find it. It's buried in my library somewhere, but yeah, it's amazing when you go in there to take a dump and the toilet is lit up like a magical pool.

As it is written in prophecy!

What a shit hole

Halo theme gets louder

Mountain Dew bottle opens