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Turning the paper red when im done wiping is a brilliant feature

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's scary to think of is the REAL LIFE toilet paper slogan that was "splinter free." At some point in the past, you could have gotten splinters!

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

One of the anecdotes I came across from the 'over/under' TP debate was that it was supposed to be over because when it was under and you reached for it could give you splinters under your fingernails in the outhouse

[–] jay2@beehaw.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps you just need to trim your nails a bit.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did you mean to post in horror? This is humor