Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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submitted 2 months ago by HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

It isn't.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it'sn't

[–] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

'tis

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

Shit weather today, innit.

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Whomst'd've

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it's vague enough. Q: Will the GOP stop being fascist? A: "They won't!"

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

They can't

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago

Haha.

For the pedants in the audience

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

It ain’t what it ain’t.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Don't.