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I once had a colleague who took interest in me. After she found out I have a girlfriend and I after I simply greeted at her at work she snapped: „What?? Do you know how long I haven’t had Sex? Three Months! THREE MONTHS!!!!!“ and turned away.
Three month without sex never seemed a very long period to me.
Those are rookie numbers, 26 years baby, Good luck beating that record. I'm goated.
Try 4 years with no end in sight lol
Laughs in 6 years before turning into crying.
Since Friday, you say? Got you beat, it's only been since Sunday.
(A Sunday in 2016.)
Skill issue
OP needs a cold shower. These are some epic levels of hornyness
Teenagers...
well go get u some gurrrrl.
it's one product that sells itself.
already went to a sex shop and bought toys as this was supposed to be just a weekend trip so i took only the bare minimum with me
thanks US and Israel😒
Just curious what kinds of toys?
only took my rose toy and magic wand with me
needed penetrative stuff
I'd say U.S. and Isreal are fucking lots of people, deeply. were your toys in their shape? like Florida. lol
That’s like going to the grocery store hungry.
I swear this is another shit poster's alt account who just added +1 to their name.
You mean Mickey7? Definetly has similar levels of horny.
Nah, Her name is known for Hornyposting on main
Only one? I'll get some water first
It's been two weeks since I've sucked a dick. 😩
Condolences