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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 139 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Truly reaching Russian levels of credibility

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually I mock posts that see America doing the things America has always done and going "what are we a bunch of <slavs/chinese/third world nation>", but usually America is good at lying.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

#unexpextedkrishnamurti

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a lot faster to put in video game footage than it is to get some B-roll from the military and get it declassified.

Not that this administration cares about rules tbh.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The president can declassify stuff with his mind

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You've got a good point. Such an amazing ability that the President has.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

No one has abilities like this. You’ve never seen. They’re saying, many of them, and it’s been very badly reported.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

We joke, but that's one power a sitting president actually does have. Because the classification system was originally implemented by a president and not by congress, it is functionally maintained at-will by the president. That's why presidents don't need a security clearance.

Once that president is out of office, unauthorized possession of classified material is a crime. Depending on the severity of the situation, the amount and nature of the material and the degree of classification, how it's handled (stored and transported), the deliberateness with which possession is maintained, whether or not unauthorized persons are given access to it, and how the person responds when it comes to their knowledge that they're still in possession of classified material, the crime could be a felony up to and including espionage and treason.

Which is what magats don't get when they point to an empty folder with classified markings that Biden found in an empty drawer in his office from his time as VP, and immediately reported it through the proper channels and turned it in, and they say "see! both sides are the same! it's a political witch hunt!"

While trump knowingly and willingly loaded boxes of classified material onto a plane and transported it to his mansion in Florida in the time between losing an election and leaving office, where he stored those boxes in a bathroom even after leaving office (and thus no longer having authorization to possess the material), where he entertained guests including foreign emissaries and businessmen, who gave him lucrative gifts through proxies such as his family members, and were likely given access to that material stored in his bathroom.

Yeah, not the same thing at all.

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised it's not all AI video.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

"AI" has to be trained on something. They don't want it to look too similar to the Iraq invasion, etc...

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

...you're saying this is funny? What?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Thanks, OP! Wait, why has your name changed?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The average CoD lobby has more intelligence than the current American administration.

~~The average CoD lobby~~ A bag of rocks has more intelligence than the current American administration.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Call of Duty. One of Epstein's favorites. He even helped bobby kotick name CoD Points so they could use the abbreviation CP

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Source on that? Not that I don't believe you but that is something I'd like to see

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

Bobby Kotick was very good friends with Epstein. Just search for both of their names together. Epstein also pushed microtransactions.

[–] abies_exarchia@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I don’t remember anything about the cp stuff but there is a very interesting Behind the Bastards podcast about epstein and many of his evils beyond child sex trafficking. Talks about Kotick a lot https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Very in character for people who have always lived in la-la-land.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Leveraging one of their biggest recruitment tools as additional propaganda? Say it isn't so. Well luckily, it's not like CoD is actually on the government payroll, so of course a cease and desist will be following shortly... right?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Probably used AI or something to scrape the footage.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Uh, your video is just an image. I'll undownvote once you fix your link.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Oh no! I must do that then. Google the article yourself.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Hey, you know that simulation where you die horrifically over and over and over? That's just what this war is like, now with incredible pain, and fewer Doritos. High five."

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Just in case theres any kids watching that might think war may not be as glamorous as the video games make it seem. Its EXACTLY like a video game! Sign up today!

[–] futurk@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could react with an emoji to this post xd

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is real but probably not what people think. They're not exactly hiding the fact that they're using footage from a game.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its not about them trying to pass video game footage as real. Them leaning into the video game esthetic is the problem. Its glorifying war, death, and destruction. Its also intentionally appealing to military aged boys/men. Its a sleezy recruitment video

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

I don't disagree but my point was that usually with news like this it's someone trying to slip in video game footage as real to potray their military more capable than it really is or to claim that something was hit when it actually wasn't. I think it's safe to assume that this is what most people imagine happened here too but this is different. It's just a PSA - I'm not defending what they're doing.