this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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[โ€“] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Oh wow you can stare a really long time.

[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Green eyes are considered pretty? Did someone sneak this concept in when rizz and aura started coming into play?

I always thought green eyes were like a sign of snakery

[โ€“] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Pshhhh, real ones know that blue is the superior eye color.

[โ€“] Gathorall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Well yeah, Aryans don't have to beg for people to recognize their higher inherent value. /s

[โ€“] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 4 hours ago

Hey swamp eyes!

[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Fuck man I know a guy who does this

[โ€“] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas.

I've had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.

[โ€“] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] khannie@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

My God. That video is incredible. I feel somewhat surprised I've never come across it before but thanks for posting it. What a little nugget.

[โ€“] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I have green eyes, but I'm also trans so not very pretty :(

[โ€“] FatVegan@leminal.space 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's like your opinion, man or woman

[โ€“] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I would ask for a second opinion but I probably shouldn't upload selfies of myself onto the internet ๐Ÿคฃ

That's like rule one of online safety lol

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 hours ago

Particularly for trans people, unfortunately.

[โ€“] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Don't need to. You're gorgeous, as each human naturally is. Any stance to the opposite is based purely on opinion and those only go as far as the people that hold them.

[โ€“] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 hours ago

I wish they'd be less pretty. Fucking try-hards.