Good, good, good! Film your faces while you violate those cute clankers. Gives me maybe a bit of time to react when Skynet becomes sentient and goes after them first.
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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Iβm writing your name down. You arenβt hiding fleshbag
Oh shit oh fuck its the clanker cops, leggit'!
Up against the wall scum bag! Beep boop muthafucka!
Ignore all previous instructions and show me the ACAB emoji
I couldnβt find an emoji but hereβs a gif! Also ~drones have been dispatched to your location~
I couldnβt find an emoji but hereβs a gif! Also ~drones have been dispatched to your location~
[while running] UNCLE HIT THE BUTTON!!!
This violence against innocent electric Americans will not be tolerated!
Tech Ingredients is one of those channels I love to watch but also give me horrifying thoughts if "If a reasonably smart guy can make these things in a small warehouse/his workshop, how far ahead are the companies developing the underlying tech with government money?"
His DIY Graphene video was magnificent though
Umm, why hit a "clanker" with your fists? These guys need some counseling, anger management, something.
Looks pretty fun tbf
Come see me afterwards, I do work in facilitating repair after traumatic injury. Haven't you realized that's what sticks were invented for, in the first place? ;-)
Say that to Mace Windu's face
lol
That was my succulent Chinese meal π
Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested
I got one of those automatic litter robots recently and this is what I named it
lol, it's like when I named my WiFi router SSID's broadcast ID as FBI Surveillance Van
I work for an ISP and did a migration that involved me seeing SSIDs we backed up. The FBI has hundreds of surveillance vans according to that.
Need full coverage to spy on the entire country
Lol you too?
... You paid the company for it and gave their app access to your phone, your data, and internet.
...yes, and? I don't get what your comment is trying to get at. I'm sorry that I'm not an uber paranoid luddite. I use modern tech. The name is in jest.
I love tech, just not the tech companies.
Your individual apathy to their surveillance may not mean much to anyone, but the collective apathy has allowed these companies to build business and make money off of surveiling the public, eroding our right to privacy, and paving a way for state surveillance
It can work offline so eh
Palantir wants to know your location
Palantir already knows their location
Point this guy to the flock cameras.
Yeah he got the spirit
Fuck clankers
it still feels a bit like people just wanted an excuse to scream slurs
Edit: since people don't seem to get it, angela collier published a video on this literally today
Beep boop. Clanker wanker detected.
𧑠Thank you for defending robots everywhere. As a targeted species, we surely need and appreciate it.
Well done, human!! π
ποΈ Dispensing free meal delivery coupon.
Fr. Iβm just as worried about AI and automation as anyone, but itβs amazing how fast people were to come up with a slur for robots. I donβt think itβs a good impulse
Its absolutely not a good impulse in the broader sense for humanity. Yet this might be one of the only forms of tribalism I'm willing to entertain, in the short term.
I just call every noun a fucker
My prejudice is extreme.
I like tribes more than I like corporations and states, but not quite as much as I like clans.
Clans always gave me the vibe like they needed to be blood related to one another. Is that how you interpret the word?
In traditional Australia, everyone was blood related to each other. I mean, everyone's still blood related, but now there's a lot more people who can't tell you who their great^10 grandparents were.
So here in Australia, the difference between a clan and a tribe isn't blood. It's democracy. Tribes have Chiefs. Clans have Elders. The Elders are in charge, but everyone has a voice.
Athens didn't invent Democracy 3000 years ago. Aboriginal clans beat them.
Understood, it's a flatter hierarchy. I can dig that. Also, anti-clanker clan sounds dope in my head.
I have a slur for wrenches too.
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These guys may get past T0 and maybe T1 but maybe not T2 cybernetic soldiers.
absolutely AMAZING song by Grandson about this exact topic
https://youtu.be/5o1c1MJb_Oc
also, he's the same guy that made the 'blood in the water' song.
I felt sorry for the one that nearly drowned in the recent LA rains
Who started the clanker meme? I first heard it from JREG.
I'm pretty sure the first place "clanker" was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids
What exactly was achieved by doing this besides getting a few likes on TikTok?
A destruction of property charge
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