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[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

chickens don't give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don't really ask.

it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with "hey, free people!"

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Chicken are bred to lay more and more eggs, to the point of exhaustion. This was never a free choice, of course. Neither was it natural.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

people exists anyway

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We could sell hats for the eggs?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

egg sweaters! with knitting patterns

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t like it, but I get it

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Those chickens have to feed their kids, unless we eat them all

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  • Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Egg ai hallucinations...

  • extra shells
  • infinite shells
  • shotgun shells
  • infinite nesting egg recursions
  • hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
  • you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Infinite nesting egg recursions

So we’re making pearls now??

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

No problem, I always thought eggs were kinda shit anyways. They can keep them

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

No cookies?

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Enchickification..?

No, bad thoughts